Couldn’t you just pause it

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

PAUSE?????

Pause?!?!??!!?

Tf you mean pause !!?

tarun tahiliani || india couture week 2019

if u ever meet someone who u vibe w naturally & they make u feel so good about urself don’t ever lose that person. don’t let them go.. that shit is hard to find

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

Me currently

modern art

a collection of gems from @pettyrevenge

when you have a friend who’s dating a piece of shit

The ferocity at the end gives me life.

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

the best analogy

#EndChickenStuffing

Reblogging for the analogy

Youre free genie

turnt

“Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means,” -Johnny Depp

I love this post

i guess we know what it means now

when somebody is crying and ur like

Unknown (via pureblyss)

OMG

Fuck

“i’m not bitter” i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression