Contrarian Anarchist Dipshit

I think about eating a fidough a lot

Stop telling me i can't eat him because he's raw dough.

Listen, I somehow thought you were French

Don’t insult me like that again.

(this is a joke)

So you are not hungarian??:))

I do like paprika quite a bit but no I’m not Hungarian

Really thought you were Icelandic.

That’s a new one.

Mm, Hungarian makes sense. You’re Hungarian now.

Not how that works but I appreciate the thought

i don't think anyone here has a real world nationality i think we're all just tumblr users

No, I’m definitely American.

Don’t I get a say in this?

It’s a public poll. You can vote

redraw of saiyans dont joke by engineerd and stardust_steel

This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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a little guy on a snowy night

a little guy sees the full winter moon

a little guy follows the smoke to the edge of the woods

a little guy enters the woods

a little guy finds a clearing

a little guy goes deeper into the woods

a little guy realizes he's not alone in these woods

Demi Moore

Wins Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy | 82nd Annual Golden Globes

also having recently read The Iliad there is something undeniably Iliadic about The Lord of the Rings. Like it is very very much more in the epic mythic poem tradition than the contemporary novel tradition

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Today's Card Is: Snom

I think a core internet experiences is- YES, people are allowed to not like or enjoy the thing *I* like, but they have to dislike it CORRECTLY.

If I watch a youtuber not read any dialogue and then complain about the story not making any sense I'm seething. If I see a youtuber read all the dialogue and then still be like 'this story is shit' I'm like 'lmao yeah fair.'

It's all about knowing that the person actually gave it a fair chance and aren't just going into it already disinterested

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

why

Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

i will say "hello i either have a kidney infection or the worst uti in the world" and the doctor will say "mmm probably uti" and i will say "i dont knowww im super susceptible to utis and i get them once every 1-3 months and this feels different" and they'll say "no, its probably just a uti!" then they pound on sore spot where my kindey is until im near tears and then go "hmmm i think ur wrong about having a uti, this seems like a kidney infection and this is my own idea that no one else has ever thought of"

everyone thinks this is about a male doctor but women can be bad doctors too!! remember feminism

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #this sounds hyperbolic but I've been in actual abusive relationships that were easier to navigate than asking my doctor for a referral /End ID]

i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist

The people using this expansionist rhetoric, and those in the media who are downplaying its use, should be wiped from the face of the planet.

No peace for tyrants.

for those unaware, the us has a long history of imperialism and control in panama. the panama canal was built by the us army corps of engineers between 1904 and 1914. the us didn't transfer full control of the canal until 1999.

one ship passing thru the canal wastes as much fresh water as 500,000 days worth of drinking water. it all comes from lake gatun, and with climate change the lake has been draining faster than it can be replenished. the people who live there depend on these waters to live. this has caused the government of panama to slow down cargo traffic thru the canal, as well as increasing costs for those who do go thru. most ships decide to wait it out, because its faster and cheaper to wait in line for a week or more and pay up to a million dollars to go thru the canal than it is to reroute around south america. between the savings of shipping thru the canal and the roughly 4+ billion revenue of the canal, there are some big material reasons for us imperialism to return in a naked fashion to fuck over the residents who live there.

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

that is the wrong gif

Never kill yourself. come to my dojo instead, where I will kill you

Never kill yourself.

come to my dojo instead,

where I will kill you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.