Norse Myths are Cool

Day 30: Favorite Game

— So I came out of all this? — Isn't that brilliant?

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

Lil’ apple picking Link 🍏🍎💕

long haired link. need I say more

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

Note: this is only funny when I do it. If an enemy counter spells me I want to commit mass murder

I get very excited and glad when I open tumblr and see a notification, hoping it's a message from the approximately 1 friend I have on here; a little sliver of salami left in my inbox, a plastic zebra on my windowsill, a little something. Then it turns out to be a bot and the world feels just a little bit more flammable.

DOCTOR WHO — Into The Dalek (S08E02) directed by Ben Wheatley | written by Phil Ford & Steven Moffat ››› Peter Capaldi as The Doctor ››› Jenna Coleman as Clara Oswald

there's going to be a doctor who renaissance someday soon and when you finally give 12 a chance you will come crawling to my door and say i was right all along. that weird old man does fuck so hard after all

OP, you are so right. You cannot not love the egg.

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit