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ok hi everyone my new blog is @cousinshrek i won’t be using this one anymore!! i follow back!!

ok hi everyone my new blog is @cousinshrek i won’t be using this one anymore!! i follow back!!
ok hi everyone my new blog is @cousinshrek i won’t be using this one anymore!! i follow back!!
ok hi everyone my new blog is @cousinshrek i won’t be using this one anymore!! i follow back!!
hey y’all i decided to make a new tumblr. i’m gonna post musical theatre, tv and video game stuff please dm if you to follow my new blog!! <3
ive seen your anti reylo posts where you talk about finn and do you have a source on him being black?
do i… do i what
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit S18:E7 “Next Chapter”, or as I like to call it:
hey guys, did i ever tell you about the legendary batmantaur? it would have been five or six years ago, i think.
No pls continue ☺
okay so, back in probably late 2012, i was attending physics courses at the university of toledo. there was a desk toward the back of one of the classrooms that i sat in pretty regularly, and one day i came in to find an exquisitely muscular and beautifully detailed torso/bust of batman drawn on my desk in pencil.
i was stunned. who put this masterpiece here? how did they do it in a meager one-hour class time? where was batman’s lower half?
and, most intensely, would they mind if i added to the drawing?
throwing caution (and attention to class) to the wind, i gave batman a lower half.
it may not have been the lower half they were expecting. nevertheless, batmantaur was born.
i don’t remember what the artist’s response was, but the next class day he had written the beginnings of a chat on the desk. i don’t even remember his name, but we had something special for the rest of that semester. an understanding, an appreciation, a kinship perhaps.
so what became of batmantaur? it remained in that room throughout most of the semester, though i think i remember the desk getting moved around a few times. eventually, i came in one day to find the desk half-dismantled, as though someone had tried to remove the desktop. about a week later, whoever it was actually did succeed in stealing it. i never saw batmantaur again.
and thus, he became a legend. if i didn’t have photos of him, i myself probably wouldn’t even believe that he had existed.
his spirit lived on in the future collaborative works of flashtaur and captain americataur.
3:55am
i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this
Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”
HELL TO THE YES I would
update:
another update lol
*quiet noises of glee*
HE’S GOT MORE CATS THAN I THOUGHT
This is probably gonna be me in the future.