Jaray

[Person: Honestly, I don’t remember. I was probably fucked up. I was crazy back then. -laughter-]

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.

But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.

The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.

You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-

Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.

So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.

Reason to read urls: exhibit one

You ever just laugh at yourself to the point of tears because of how gullible you are like you had me convinced what the fudgesticks

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

Lowkey super wet now

I need $710 by August 1st so I need this to work 😊

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cUTE!!! <3 

2014

i miss this era

The world @ America.

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

aww

when people start asking u about ur future plans

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

I tweeted wot n tarnation and someone replied with these. I’m crying?????

Pretend to want to hold a baby but turn away at the last minute

50 Shades of Grey narrated by Jar Jar Binks

If anyone is familiar with my fathers case, about half a year back he was diagnosed with stage four stomach cancer. Despite our best efforts and relentless optimism, my father did succumb to his illness and pass away this February 28th. While his battle has ended, ours has not. All of his treatment costs were and are being managed by our family without the aid of insurance or savings. Putting aside the debts that we’ve already amounted prior to his passing we are now facing a new and immediate situation. Anyone who has lost a loved one knows how difficult the funeral arrangements and costs become. We are currently looking to raise a minimum $15,000 to finance the funeral alone and any additional money that may be raised will go towards his active hospital bills. I urge that anyone who sees this likes and reblog a and donates even a few dollars if at all possible. This is a time sensitive situation as we are unable to move forward with his funeral arrangements until a payment has been made in full towards his gravesite and casket which runs on its own $4000. I thank in advance for all prayers and kind words that may be blessed our way and again open my inbox to any at all who may have any questions for me as well.

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if you wanna be my lover you gotta be rich and close to death

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

i just want someone to miss me