Let it never be forgotten that I ignored a UCAS email which turned out to be an acceptance to my dream course for two whole minutes so I could finish listening to this
If someone tried to look into my mind, this is all they’d see
literally for the rest of my life whenever something gets stuck I’m going to be like “what is this, the Suez Canal?”
i yelled "IS THE FUCKING EVER GIVEN UP THERE???" in frustration at traffic earlier.
My nephew got his bike wedged in a tight place earlier today and my response was to go to his mother and tell her that he "pulled an Ever Given on his bicycle"
Y’all need a good laugh right now
“We got ice! Santa Claus came and we got ice!”
He’s a descendant of Scrat from Ice age, I’m sure of it.
It’s the exact same face
Person A: “Do I want to know, where you got human skulls from?”
Person B: “Hmm, best you stay in the dark, dear. Plausible deniability and all that~”
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
You guys, this is romance author and all-round good egg Alisha Rai. Go read her books, they're diverse and amazing!
So I am reblogging again because I wanted to give this woman some credit. I am physically restraining myself to laugh.
i ShOuLd Go DoWn To GeOrGiA
This and “Meteor” have the opposite energy and send me every time
~ Shou (The Secret World of Arriety)
Shout out to my Sleep Paralysis Demon who was extra snuggly last night. It clearly knew that I have had a shitty week 🖤🖤😂😂
INNNNSPIRATION!
Wish mine would get with it, he’s just a whispery weirdo. Though, also inspiration, just not like... cuddly.
So fun story: I used to suffer from AWFUL, TERRIFYING sleep paralysis. The rigor, the loss of vocal function, the auditory processing, the whole nine yards. It was always accompanied by just like, a spine-melting, breath-stealing dread. Something heavy and terrible, rolling over me in a suffocating wave, and I couldn’t hear or open my eyes or cry out, and I *knew* that I couldn’t do any of the above. 0/10, fucking awful, would not recommend.
“You suffer from sleep paralysis,” is what everyone said, including what I said to myself.
And then I moved. And I’ve never suffered from a single episode of sleep paralysis since. 💁♀️
Ooh, that’s interesting!
I wonder if it was some kind of issue with electricity in the house? I’ve heard that certain frequencies can cause hallucinations and othet paranormal phenomenon. Maybe that was the trigger.
Demons. They're called demons, you absolute fuckwads.
