Frog table
Me, explaining how to boil vegetables and broth in a stockpot with shampoo to make shamopoup: "See the key is to keep it on a low simmer or it leeches the nonstick coating out of the pot."
FBI agent who has been pretending to be an egirl for 9 months trying to entrap me into killing a judge: "Omg babe thats so cool, but you know what would be even cooler?"
Church St Stephanus (1965-75) in Filderstadt, Germany, by Reinhard Gieselmann
penis-peeper
YouTube algorithm is usually dog shit but every now and then it recommends you Chinese steam train videos from 1994 which is nice
