This fucked with me

Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

yourgayfriend:

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

The last one killed me ….I’m dying

This is more entertaining than it should be.

This is why I love Tumblr.

two hours later i click reblog

five hours later i click reblog

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

IT FINALLY APPEARED ON MY DASH AGAIN!!!!

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Preach.

this is the second time Phil’s been to the emergency room due to cat allergy issues

are we gonna talk about dans shirt

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about

THATS THE ONE

Listen to this song whilst looking at these gifs. *warning* may cause sadness.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.

Listen to this song whilst looking at these gifs. *warning* may cause sadness.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.

but what if fanfic was illegal tho. and dudes would be coming up to you in the street like ppssssst. aye yo ma, I got that good shit. 30,000 word AU fic. yea yo I got dem ficlets if you into dat shit. whatchu need? some...

i’m in love with peter pan. 

you forgot my favorite one

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

I love him so.

CRYING

"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him 

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

My name’s Ashley HAHAHAHAHAHA Just joking.

Reblog if you think it's okay to be homosexual

I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.

I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.

You’re gonna need a bigger book

And you’ll have to fill in those spaces.

I hope  you have more then one book

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IM SCREAMING

i can feel the sexual tension

 okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation

WHAT.

OMFG

QUICK WHAT DO WE CALL THEM???

Listen to this song whilst looking at these gifs. *warning* may cause sadness.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.