One In Five

i love weird barbie

they look like kurtis conner if his features were broken apart and distributed across three people

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]

I went to Barbie today with my mom and it was so, so, so incredible! It deserves all the Oscars and other awards and I cannot tell anyone why but it was the best decision ever to watch it with my mom and not with friends.

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

honestly

been playing a lot of mass effect recently and constantly amazed at shepard’s ability to keep her bearing. these guys just say whatever and she just has to stand there.

anyway i saw this post tagged as mass effect elevator dialogue and had to draw it

i'm at a concert thingy and the bands don't start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i'm pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it's extremely not good to listen to

i'm at a concert thingy and the bands don't start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i'm pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it's extremely not good to listen to

That was fast

Oho the reason WHY is that the city received complaints from residents living across the street and fined the building owner for the obnoxious blinking thing.

Maybe, maybe, how quick they have taken it down has to do with them realizing that the office of the fucking legal team of the city of San Francisco is ACROSS THE STREET from Twitter HQ

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

people always ask if you have an instagram or snapchat but they never ask if you have an online journal where you broadcast every thought you have. it’s because they want you for your sexy body but not your beautiful mind. and that’s fucked up. they should want both.

You can find the shirt HERE. This "Bath and Body Works" Parody design is perfect for anyone who's ever had to deal with the aches and pains of aging.

I canceled my plans just in case you’d call.