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COMMISSIONS OPEN (with discount!)

*cough* Hello everyone!

unfortunately, this fall I ended up facing very heavy medical expenses for more than 1k euros which will spike soon because now teeth issues added to the whole thing. Sadly, due to covid, I can’t currently earn any extra money, so even if I didn’t want to ask for help, I’m opening fic commissions [janie_tangerine on ao3].

Please, as.. I really need this still, if you can’t commission, consider reblogging this post!

  • the prices will be 10 euros every 1k words up to 10k words;
  • 15 euros fixed extra for explicit/NSFW;
  • there is no extra charge if I go overboard (as in, if you wanted 5k and then I write you 7k you don’t have to pay me the extra 20 euros);
  • my carrd is here;
  • if you’re interested please email me at itriedtograspastar at gmail dot com or use the tumblr chat;
  • you can pay me either via ko-fi or Paypal (ask me in private for info if choosing that);
  • if you don’t want whatever you’d like to commission published on ao3 or anywhere else just tell me and I’ll send it to you only;

also, as ko-fi has just introduced discounts this month, if you click on this link when commissioning or use the code JDEAN10, you can have a 10% off any commission until July 31st - of course any extra is still free of charge (and anyone who has commissioned already but paid the full price is most likely going to get a bit more extra wordcount <3) - if you’d rather pay through paypal I’ll apply you the discount when calculating the price.

thank you very much if you consider it. *drops post and runs*

#fic commissions#fanfic commissions#janie writes#jaime x brienne#throbb#still tagging those two ships bc home turf but i'll def re-do this smaller for other ships#please consider reblogging this and thank you so so much if you do#i also know i'm behind with everything that's been commissioned but dw i'll get to it this month#uni stuff is over thank fuck#my stuff
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liesmyth
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nothoughtsjustcalciatorifregni

Dove eravate quando avete sentito la notizia della morte di Berlu? Io ero nell'androne di mia zia e un tizio ha detto all'altro: "È morto? È morto." e io avevo già capito

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liesmyth

Anche io in realtà. Poi ho visto @iphisesque che gioiva

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janiedean

al pc mi ha chiamato un’amica dicendo vai su repubblica e due secondi dopo @mimmalamatta sent me the news 😂

#good fucking riddance#i havent reblogged on the topic bc th e last couple days were so busy i was barely on#but the moment i answer my asks#you bet i’m findinf each single meme possible
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Anonymous asked:

Wait you think Jon will be on the IT (not that it matters since the series will never finish) but King Bran was a plot point D and D were directly told by GRRM lol. I don't like it and think it's stupid but that was always GRRM's endgame.

I think that but like the two things aren't mutually exclusive X°D like yeah... king bran is a plot point... because he's king in the north XD okay quick summary:

  • first of all lemme link you my at length reasoning wrt bran being the in series deconstruction of the arthurian fisher king figure which is half of the explanation;
  • now, after we have that out of the way, tldr: I think bran was obviously and without a doubt stated as next king in the north which like.. the north has technically seceded so unless whoever comes up on top next is a kingdom unionist the north is gonna stay seceded which btw also happened in the show, except that they put sansa as qitn when she had no business being there but like.... yeah the north is gonna stay separated so it has to have a ruler and diff. from sansa bran has all the book lore to back up his kingship (esp. if rickon survives and can give him heirs in case he ends up unable to have any)
  • jon will be on the it to end the entire dynasty the way it was created by aegon i which I think is a great bookmark because targ empire being ended by stark/targaryen bastard descendent who makes all the kingdoms independent and does it without changing his name bc I'mma eat my hat if when he gets the throne he's not jon snow first of his name? that's a good bookend/parallel;
  • now, lemme see if I find that damned jon meta so I don't have to redo it, why jon is the chosen one deconstruction there we go plus this isn't specifically that but why jon is AA and there's no way he's not so I don't have to redo it too;
  • so: whatever the fuck happens, jon is also atm the best throne candidate because robb legitimized him and howland reed has the document to testify it (in book canon) and howland reed knows he's r+l and the moment it's out someone is gonna legitimize that claim too because it's just too convenient for everyone involved except for dany and I'm still of the idea that dany/aegon vi/cersei are the current dance with dragons parallels so the moment she comes out on top or whatever but has gone through her shit already with aegon and turns out someone else has a better claim and zombies are coming... like again idt dany actually wants the throne anyway and jon has a better claim bc male son of firstborn male son of last targ king so he automatically passes in front of last female daughter of last targ king and at that point if she decides to go back to khaleesing in essos literally no one is gonna want that job
  • so imvho: jon gets the iron trap, jon dismantles the seven kingdoms and all of them get into fantasy reinassance as separated kingdoms and he undoes the og targ empire, he fixes everything that has to be fixed while being absolutely unhappy and hating every single thing about the job, gives bran the north after bran is back from beyond the wall and then he gets his show ending ie he gives the throne to someone else after he fixes everything and most of all redoes the small council the way it was more or less in the show (I mean at the end of the show the small council was all made up of previously marginalized ppl which imvho was the most grrm thing that stood out so I don't doubt that jon does the same) and then fucks off beyond the wall by his own choice because the only time in his life he actually was happy was with the wildlings which checks out with his show ending
  • tldr: dnd also said killing shireen that way was smth grrm told them and there is literally no physical way stannis can be behind shireen being burned alive and they used that to justify their stannis character assassination so if grrm told them bran was kitn and they decided it was as good as sansa taking his place and him taking jon's when they also took AA away from jon because they wanted ppl to be shocked and not even maisie williams thought arya being AA made a lick of sense and they had written everything leading up to jon being it... sorry but I'mma not taking 'dnd says grrm told them' face value when dnd heard what grrm said and 90% of the time most likely changed the entire context X°D
#anonymous#ask post#janie writes meta#possibly#ch: jon snow#ch: bran stark#sorry guys jon getting the iron trap is so painfully obvious idc what dnd say#XD#also for the record i've been saying jon fucks off w/ the wildlings since long before the show ending#so that just made me feel vaguely validated xD
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Anonymous asked:

I read your idea for genderbent stavos and idk when you posted it but I just realized that f!serra would have been betrothed to rhaegar. imagine being betrothed and having the shittiest marriage to a faithless prince and then you end up falling for a pirate smuggler who brought you and your starving brother onions and herring. that’s a great romance.

listen anon like.... at some point I'mma write genderbent stannis/davos just because the concept of f!stannis getting swept off her feet in a pirate smuggler romance is the best concept in existence and she deserves it in spades but GOOD LORD IF SHE WAS MARRIED TO R IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE poor woman it would 100% be the greatest romance would end up in every light novel in westeros and I'm down with it

#anonymous#ask post#ch: stannis baratheon#ch: davos seaworth#i'm crying anon you are so right
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in other news just when i was feeling somewhat more human and ready to tackle stuff my mom had to get covid a week before the springsteen concerts i have been looking forward to for one year and i am now staying at the great aunt’s house in the room she used to rent which of course is without internet hoping i didn’t get anything because if i did i’m gonna riot

i would like the universe to let me have (1) thing going fine without fucking it up for me please and thank you

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in other news the universe didn’t let me have the (1) good thing, I’m still positive today I’m def gonna have to skip the first one and I’ve cried three times in the last half hour and I keep on randomly bursting into tears what the fuck did I ever do to make the universe hate me like this

#one fucking year of waiting for this thing and#i'm just#i had wanted to do all the dates since i was fucking TWELVE#i never had until now#the levels of budgeting i had to do/will have to do were something#i was like FINALLY AFTER SIX YEARS#and this shit happens and i keep on getting the italian newsletter ppl sending advice and i want to cry again#i don't get this shit FOR THREE YEARS#THREE#AND *THIS* IS THE MOMENT IN TIME WHEN IT HAS TO HAPPEN#THIS WEEK NO OTHER ONE#there was ten fucking days in the year I had to be fine#COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LITERALLY ANY OTHER TIME#no ofc it couldn't have been it would have been too fucking easy right#i'm so fucking miserable right now#anyway sorry for the rant i'll just#get back to normal at some point but this was the last straw
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in other news just when i was feeling somewhat more human and ready to tackle stuff my mom had to get covid a week before the springsteen concerts i have been looking forward to for one year and i am now staying at the great aunt’s house in the room she used to rent which of course is without internet hoping i didn’t get anything because if i did i’m gonna riot

i would like the universe to let me have (1) thing going fine without fucking it up for me please and thank you

#personal for ts#i have take out im so tired i didn’t even manage to eat it#i swear to god i’ll be back to interact normally soon i’m just#i finally understand what ppl mean when they say getting out of bed is a feat#s i g h
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haljathefangirlcat asked:

Sentita stamattina al Ruggito del Coniglio. Tema: gli adulti visti e descritti dai bambini. Una maestra telefona per raccontare ciò che le ha detto uno dei suoi piccoli alunni: "Da grande ti voglio sposare perché sei bella come un piccione."

Piccoli Stark crescono? ... o magari piccoli Theon, perché a quanto pare il bambino in questione ha già detto la stessa cosa anche a tutte le altre maestre. XD

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STO MALISSIMO STO BAMBINO E' UN IDOLO DATEGLI GELATO GRATIS A VITA SGKLSKDLJGJKDSGJLKDKGLJSDGSLKJ GLI VOGLIAMO TUTTI BENISSIMO

#haljathefangirlcat#ask post#kjldgljksd
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haljathefangirlcat asked:

A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence doesn't actually feature any pigeons (... that I can remember. it's been a while) but a) it's a really good movie and b) I always figured you'd love the title. (Though honestly I think it sounds better in Italian: Un piccione seduto su un ramo riflette sull'esistenza. Idek, to me it just feels smoother and more pleasant to say out loud. No opinion on the original Swedish, lol.)

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dlgdòlsk it's absolutely BAD that it doesn't feature any pigeons but yes the title is amazing and I'm absolutely gonna look it up kjgldlksklgj

#haljathefangirlcat#ask post#si suona meglio in italiano comunque kljgd
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tsarinasansa asked:

thots on daemyra as a ship in hotd?????

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with the premise that I still haven't seen 9/10 of lizard show (i KNOW I KNOW SOON) the only targcest in f&b I actually would care to actively ship is baelon/alyssa who are viserys'/daemon's parents and are basically the closest thing any targcest can get to jb in universe so any other I'm either passively not disliking or not invested or not liking, daem*ra is like.. I mean it's canon it's there I don't ACTIVELY ship it nor root for them or anything but I also think ppl discoursing abt how problematic it is and being like EW HOW CAN YOU SHIP IT WHEN IT'S THIS THIS AND THAT are beating a dead horse and wasting time they could use writing the ship they actually like so like I don't ship it but I'm not gonna be president snow™ about it (as in THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS I WANT THEM DEAD XD)

#tsarinasansa#ask post#ngl this era is fun bc it's the one in f&b with ppl i cared less abt#like EVERYONE before I actually liked#in f&b until the crack with the starks arrives the dance is OKAY WHATEVER#(except for nettles and sheepstealer ofc)#(sheepstealer supremacy)#also i'd like to state that until a Certain Thing in f&b happened I was absolutely neutral wrt daemon#like okay you're a good character but who cares#then that happened and went OKAY I RESPECT YOU#but yeah anyway tldr I don't care abt it enough to have more than this opinion XD
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senso1954

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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deseretgear

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

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kirbymongerr

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

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silken-scarves

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

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headspace-hotel

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

#pigeons#!!!!#IU'M FUCKING DEAD#movies#hello i'm pseudo back i'm gonna reblog all your tags and stuff from tomorrow#sorry for the disappearance i really REALLy need ten vacations
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renee561 asked:

https://www.tumblr.com/greensaplinggrace/714549306243317760?source=share

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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

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segretecose
#welcome to italy#bella ciao#xoxoxo#queue of the beam