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Leave me alone!! I didn't kill anybody! And I didn't burn down the mill either. My sister did. But now she's been eaten by wolves! Owner of JanetSnakehole.com

I honestly want you to ignore all the gifs of Aubrey and truly appreciate the gif of the cat drinking nog.

Seriously.

Appreciate that.

It’s a f***ing cat that is a celebrity drinking f***ing eggnog.

Now think of all of your troubles in life.

They really aren’t that bad now - are they?

Merry F’n Christmas, tumblrs.

Merry Christmas.