i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
I would be lost without you
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK
- FUCKING
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
"I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class." She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen. "Are you in school?" "Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant." Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. "That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio." "You dance?" "Yeah, you should come to my performance." I told her I would absolutely love to.
You fucking go girl.
She’s a truly gorgeous dancer.
this is legit my favourite thing on earth
What gig is it?? I need a viddyyy
JACKIE KENNEDY’S LOVE LETTER TO JFK.
Letter written by Jackie Kennedy on the day of the assassination.
oh my god
that’s what lana was reciting in the national anthem music video?
I’m literally embarrassed that you don’t know that like what did you think that whole music video was portrayed after
helo i am your #1 fan i come many miles to see u
Six months in to 2014 an I still get the year wrong.
i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons :)




