jamiferd

Kitten Appliqué Quilt Artist unidentified Possibly Kentucky 1941–1950

life is good again (ordered something online)

life is bad again (account was charged)

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

I felt like the Grinch

It was exhilarating

watch this if youre having a bad day

Fwooop

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

i’m not crying you’re crying

They’re…. They’re scene

Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

Receipts?

I fucking hate this dude

why I feel this on molecular level

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke

“quick psa here folks”