my chemical brain damage
dear lunesta,
yesterday you didn't work after taking you and I was up all nite. tonite, 3 hrs I took you, I am laying in bed and the paused tv screen went to the screen saver and oh fuck I'm hallucinating.
please work soon,
j a m i
"fart jokes aren't funny"
bitch we are currently being fuckin THROWN and SPUN at MASSIVE SPEEDS in EMPTINESS while we NARROWLY AVOID GETTING ANNIHILATED by other stupid fucking rocks on FIRE I'm gonna Google "dogs scared of farts" and I'm gonna laugh so hard I cry
*you've unlocked more on twitter!*
I've had twitter since April of 2008 go fuck yourself
last nite apparently I took my lunesta, fell asleep, woke up and then waxed my eyebrows? and painted my nails?
I was planning on leaving them alone forever bc ripping hair out is fucking barbaric but apparently THE FEMALE SOCIALIZATION RUNS DEEP.
AND SO DOES THE NORMALIZED SADOMASOCHISM AT THE HANDS OF THIS VOYEURISTIC BEAUTY INDUSTRY.
they turned out so good too why and how the fuck
Wilbur Robinson as a fuckboy gen z TikTok prank&pov "content" "creator"
"brah I got rizz no cap fr fr u can't call me a simp *aha* fam fr fr girls be chasing me for clout I live rent free in their heads, fam.
um... dank big w no cap I got drip and it slaps it's bussin "
I have brain damage now
They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved
so ashamed to be adhd due to this site lmfao
Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.
I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.
A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep
can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars
