Taron talking about the mugs that he and Colin Firth gave each other for Christmas (to even it out I threw the wink in there because why not)

fictional kiss things that end me

John’s not impressed face.

“Hamish has finally gone back to sleep after crying for over an hour. His dad’s were just about to enjoy some well needed - well deserved! - rest only to be interrupted by your frequent knocking on our door. I swear if you have woken him up I’ll .. ”

{Baby cry}

“John!”

“ .. kill you. Now, I married and live with Sherlock. I can make your death look like an accident.”

“I’m the head of the FBI!”

“And I’m functioning on twenty minutes of sleep. Leave.”

Oh my God… he would! 😂

Sirius Black wearing his leather jacket religiously, yes, but is also a big fan of pyjamas. Before Hogwarts his pyjamas consisted of satin pyjamas with his name embroidered on the  breast pocket. James then notices that the pyjamas fail to keep his best friend warm so he makes it his mission to buy him an array of warmer ones. Sirius’ favourite was of course the children’s patterned ones. (Magicked to fit him of course).

‘Mooney, look! The lion actually roars listen sonorus .’

‘Very nice, Padfoot.’

‘Think I can charm a snake on the pyjamas and get the lion to eat it?’

my kink? harry hart accidentally proposes to eggsy five times without knowing it (eggsy absolutely says yes to all five) and one time he pops the question for real but eggsy’s like we’ve been engaged since last july where have you been harry? 

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

A lie-inator. YES they were

Current headcanon: Maddie and Eddie don't really know one another all that well. They like each other plenty and get along well when they're around each other, but they just don't get many opportunities to interact with one another. When Buck's with Maddie, it's usually a sibling thing, so it's not like Eddie would join them, and even when they're at the big 118 get-togethers, they just tend to gravitate toward other people—Eddie always by Buck's side, and Maddie chatting with May or Athena or Hen and Karen because Maddie sees Buck often enough on her own, so she's going to branch out at the gatherings.

So she and Eddie mostly only chat casually in passing; they've never really had a chance to build any kind of distinctive relationship. And Maddie's only really seen Eddie and Buck together with Christopher at those big get-togethers where Chris is often more interested in hanging out with Denny and Harry, and sometimes Buck's in the mix with them, but it's always seemed like just Buck helping to entertain the kids.

So Maddie's only really ever heard about Buck's relationship with Christopher secondhand, and Chim likes to tease and exaggerate, while Buck loves kids and gets overexcited sometimes in a way that causes him to maybe embellish a bit.

So Maddie's always kind of assumed Buck's just a glorified babysitter helping out a friend when it comes to his relationship to Christopher.

Until one day, while Eddie's working dispatch and he and Maddie happen to be on the same shift, Buck agrees to take Chris and Jee both for the day, and they all decide it would be easiest for Buck to meet them at dispatch right before the shift starts, so he can get both kids at once. (And Maddie's maybe a little bit nervous about her childless little brother watching Jee and Christopher at the same time, but she figures Chris is eleven, so he'll probably be fine).

So they all meet in the dispatch parking lot, and Maddie hands over Jee, but not without first handing Buck an overly stocked diaper bag complete with a list of emergency phone numbers she's sure to draw attention to and giving him a five minute rundown of Jee's favorite toys and games and what to do when she's cranky and everything else Maddie can think of to make sure Buck knows how to keep Jee happy and comfortable, even though Buck has watched Jee on his own dozens of times.

Only to then watch Eddie tell Chris he loves him and that he'll be home for dinner before just. handing him over to Buck.

No instructions. No fretting. Not even a bag to go with him.

And Maddie's heard the stories of Eddie and his thorough emails and his concerns over summer camp and his general parental protectiveness that she can absolutely relate to.

But with Buck? With Buck, Eddie just. gives him Christopher.

And that's when Maddie suddenly realizes that everything she thought she knew about her brother's relationship with Eddie and Christopher is wrong.

Because there's only one person in the world she would ever hand Jee over to like that, and that person is her child's father.

And, well, things get a lot more interesting with that revelation.

Yeah, what did Cisco just vibe? :3

This is what happens when I don’t draw for 2 weeks lol It’s hella cheesy, this is why I’m not a writer! Although it’s messy, I really didn’t expect the drawings to come out quite well, so I’m pleased :3 

This is possibly my last entry for this month’s Harriscofest, so please check out @heckyeahharrisco ‘s blog to see more Harriscofest entries made by other shippers! 

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

my contribution!

This is beautiful

Love it

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

This is some cute shit

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

I

I AM SPEECHLESS

I love this so much😭😭😭

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

The Saga Continues!!!

It got longer! Bless!

So cute!

this is cute TvT <3

OMG ITS BACK WITh AN UPDATE!!!! YOU HAVE ANY DIEA HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN UpDATE?????

the artist SERIOUSLY needs to upload this comic on webtoons! and does anyone else wonder what these two guys’ names are? and please tell me that one boy gets a cell phone!

i literally haven’t seen these cuties in like two years but the story has gotten so much longer and cuter im dying~

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

i’m ok

i’m ok

i’m ok

*starts crying*

Alec and Magus meet at a mundane cafe, running into each other while on serious business (Alec is meeting a source who informs on local werewolves, Magnus has been told the mandarin and poppy seed bagels are simply magical). They instantly, slightly awkwardly, hit it off… except they both think the other is a mundane.

Cue lots of flirting and dates, while they both think they need to hide the Shadow World from the other and wondering how they can be falling for a mundane. Alec wears a lot of scarves to cover his runes and Magnus finds it nearly impossible not to show off with his magic.

It’s starting to get ridiculous when one day there is a demon attack, and Alec has just drawn his seraph blade when Magnus whips up a storm of magic to throw at the demon.

They look at each other.

“You’re a Shadowhunter?”

“You’re a Warlock?”

I need (neeeeed) a fic where Bucky’s in the middle of recovery, and the Avengers are helping him catch up with all the social changes

And Tony or Bruce or whoever is like “oh same-sex marriage, we need to mention that”, and Bucky stares at them like they’ve grown an extra head, and Clint’s like “no it’s serious, guys can date guys, girls can date girls, it’s not nearly as big of a deal anymore. And in a lot of states they can get married too”

And Steve wanders in completely unaware, checking what’s in the fridge or something, Bucky is just staring at the back of Steve’s head, the gears turning, eyes getting wider

I can't get over the idea of post-war Snape being subjectected to a smear campaign, when he's both loved for being a hero and hated for being a traitor, and as one last stance he writes an autobiography, coming clean with absolutely everything he's ever done and what was done to him, taking away the ammunition from his enemies, and finally being understood

And in it, he wouldn’t try to excuse everything he did, or try to hide things. He would expose everything he did, wrong and right, bad and good, and let the reader judge by themselves—although it would be advised for the reader not to jump on the occasion to judge or condemn, and rather always remember that we are only human.

I would live for his autobiography, but I can’t imagine any world in which Snape ever EVER feels compelled to write one. At most, I feel like there would be several unauthorized biographies from random ass people he balks at didn’t even know him *that* well.  I see him rolling like Princess Di or one of the other royals where he casually leaks his own story to one trusted person who compiles a biography with “sources close to Snape”- because he absolutely cannot STAND that people are telling his story inaccurately.  He submits his documents and his oral history to his trusted source, not because he wants fame and full redemption, but because he cannot stand the inaccuracies laid out by others. He doesn’t try to make himself out to be a perfect person.

In his confessions to his source, he lays bare selected bits of his traumatic childhood. He shares his self-loathing and some of his deepest regrets. He admits to some self-harm and a period of time where he abused some of his potions. There’s a story, confirmed by two “sources” (one of whom is Snape) where he almost kills himself and Dumbledore saves him.  Oh, he wants his truth told. The ugliest parts of it as well as the good parts. But he will never, ever say it himself. He’ll let it be told by others. He’ll leak some of it, and tell his source where to get others to speak on his behalf.  But there’s never an autobiography or even a fully authorized biography- just one with the right sources. And a few journals he leaves to be published upon his death- some of his own writings and his first person accounts of his life before, during and after the war. The really ugly bits he won’t be alive to see published.  That’s how I see it.

Listen, imagine Eileen sneaking out of Sam’s room at night to go to the bathroom or something and steps out into the hallway in one of Sam’s shirts only to see Cas trying to quietly leave Dean’s room while wearing one of Dean’s shirts and they both just stare at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before trying to muffle quiet laughter and now they have a late night club where they talk about life and gossip about the Winchesters in sign language

bothering remus at work. a birth gift for @maria-tries!! 

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

we’re coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

… at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

people have been asking about Wexter again in the summer of 2021! she’s fine, but she needs to stop napping in the laundry basket.

WEXTER NO