attention all porn bots: i’m a homosexual. i suck dick. big fat homo. i don’t want you. i have no want of you. i don’t want your onlyfans. i drink men like a fish drinks water okay please fuck off
sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response
HEARTSTOPPER S2E8: Perfect
We have to go. Everyone’s expecting us to go together now. Ah. Yeah.
Isaac looking around at all the cutesy couples, rolling his eyes, and going back to his book 😂
HEARTSTOPPER S1 -> S2: Supportive Straight Friend Edition
how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
Im never going to shut up about this, and I'm so sorry
But can we take a moment to talk about the way that Nick looked at Charlie when he was telling him all the things he loved about him?????
I am FERAL
one thing about nick nelson is that boy is gonna be googling something
why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry
the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning
T Count: 16
Letter Count: 185
Your T Percentage: 8.65%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.
voweltally
As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11
❗️Vowel Ys: 4
Total vowels: 101
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[nine out of ten]
is that jesus 👀👀👀
oh don't you think about it mister
It’s literally them (I’m sorry to my queen, I just know she had to listen his constant pining over Youssef)
Underrated background moments in heartstopper:
• Isaac and Nick discussing chisels in the louvre
• Tao saying that Ben has ‘stinky energy’ after the big breakup in the restaurant
“We wanted to get a snapshot of what it’s like when you first fall in love with somebody. You can’t keep your hands off them and you can’t stop kissing them because kissing is such a rewarding and exciting thing to do. We really wanted to capture that about Nick and Charlie and that physical attraction that they have. We also wanted to speak of their relationship as really great friends which underpins their romantic relationship. A sense of playfulness and mischief was something that we were after.”
Source: lauradonelly
