I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

Find a girl that smiles when you choke her

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

Adore her while choking her

Fun fact: people who post nudes and smut (of their own) are, in fact, still human and it is not okay to degrade them or attach any of your kinks to their photos without their consent.

Tiiätteks mitkä on täydellisiä? Karhujen korvat

Translated:

Do you know what’s perfect? Bear ears

correct

@baapi-makwa

Richard Bandler (via quotemadness)

why my raichu look at me like that…………

Your name will echo throughout history.

Wow.

WOW.

Topaz Winters, from “Mealtime,” published in Cosmonauts Avenue (via chipped-red-nail-polish-v2)

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things together

Me: *Finds some one cute*

Me: Ya I’m down to have you torture me

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.