guys with earrings are now protected by the FDA
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again
american dune: burger is the stomach filler that brings total satiation
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives
these are the questions about history that the people really need to ask
Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
Count em
Well first of all there's this guy
Nothing wrong with me
I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it
the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him
god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up
Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
Thom Yorke contacted me to make the next Radiohead album because he's busy making Jonny and Bobby greenwood fight to the death with folding chairs
girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
tboys should only have to work half days & make the same amount of money so they can go home and crank it for the other four hours
if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him
he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?
he's very mature for his age