Majestic Swan Hydra
True
Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out
Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK
i wish he was real
call me when a pigeon can learn heat wave and burn me alive like an egg on the sidewalk
they can. go outside
it's kinda funny that articles are like "walk to work, only take a cold 30 second shower, eat leaves straight from your yard, separate your neighbourhood's trash by hand and don't even THINK about driving a car to get an iced coffee that comes with a plastic straw you piece of shit" and then you see another article that's like "30 celebs travelling by private jet in style"
saving the environment by installing anti aircraft missiles on kylie jenner's flight path
this will never not make me laugh
why you gotta be funnier than me on my own post
i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.
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