my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
ptsilenthill
today this older man came in to get information and then he asked to see the full text on my shirt because he “loved fishing” and when I did he just went silent and said “that’s a new one”
Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough
This all 2021
Anonymous asked:
You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it
I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!
rob-walks-deactivated20210614
nigga was in the pool like “damn all this water for me?”
westindianjawn-deactivated20210
awh hell nah 🤣
I don’t trust people who refer to sucking dick as a blow job
b0yega
I prefer hawking cock myself
cystoscope
learning how powerful it is to say “this is what i feel” and “this is what i want” and firmly standing by it
You had a mother. Jackson and I had surgeons who procreated. It’s just a little complicated. MEREDITH GREY & JACKSON AVERY