*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
give back the chaos emeralds
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
I can’t believe you don’t want bofa
gamegrumpsofficial
what’s bofa?
bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug
riverselkie-deactivated20190510
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™ and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
Anonymous asked:
chickens r fat or skinmy. depends
idk what this is about or why it was sent to me but you know what? tea
