D/D/D/D Super-Dimensional Sovereign Emperor Zero Paradox
a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.
She doesn't do this to anyone else, just you, and you don't know why! Maybe it's because you humored her and her terrible riddles one too many times. You hope this doesn't mean she's adopted you.
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OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu
I think my favorite part of dungeon meshi so far is when the orc leader says humans find orcs ugly and asks Laius what he thinks of orc beauty then Laius gives a genuine indepth review that basically sums up 'yeah i think your wives are pretty hot actually' and you can see it in both their faces when Laius realizes that was not the right answer. Certainly not the one the chief was expecting but still wrong. There was no winning it honestly.
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did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
