ritz cracker n peanit budder,, the decadence..
if you listened to this in 2008 you have autism now
Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace
A simple green onion will rock your world
what if your phone started ringing one day and it's a chicago area code and when you answer you hear from the other line
"HelLOOOOoooo i'm the Nostalgia Critic i remember It so You Dont Have To"
anyone else constantly experiencing entropy in real time
idek where the right place to post this is ngl
even the top gets called a faggot
not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
as bad as things may get in life there's an alternate reality out there where monkeys are native to New Jersey
there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this
tomfoolery at an all time high
we are so fucking back baby



