I HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED

BY THE NINE

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

minecraft nether sounds

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

Some more MOM wanda memes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

obsessed with this bench

Unmute !

"theres no such thing as stupid questions"

-go back in time

-find the person who said that

-ask them what the dog doin

-return to the present

-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)

Them: your fave is problematic Me: I want to see the receipts Them: *hands me the receipts* Me:

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

😟😳😳😳

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i’ll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can’t be happening