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remember that time the admiral crawled into Jon's lap, shoved his furry butt in his face, and started purring up a storm because of how much he loved him. and then Jon said "yes, yes, I love you too" and started giving him belly rubs. y'all remember that.

do y'all also remember the horror trope of animals being sensitive to the supernatural and how they would growl/hiss at monsters and inhuman impersonators and whatnot. and how, in a season during which Jon is starting to really struggle with whether he's human or not, the admiral shows him just as much love and demands just as much affection from him as he likely would if jon wasn't getting eye-ified. he's not entirely human anymore but the admiral still demands belly rubs. y'all ever think about that.

I fucking love getting INFORMATION

The cast looks sooo good and I'm sorry.. GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD and [ERROR] ??? What does it mean?????

God this is going to be good isn't it I'm so fucking excited

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I ALWAYS FELT GUILTY ABOUT THIS THANK YOU

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Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

Here have some dialogue that makes no sense but I heard perfectly so now you all have to as well:
[CLICK of a tape recorder turning on]
[JON] Martin? Martin, could you -- there-there's a mouse, can you... Grab it?
[MARTIN, distant as though through a closed door] A mouse?
[A SQUEAK of affirmation]

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[MARTIN, incredulous] You don't like mice? What can you not like about mice?
[BEAT]
[JON, solemn] I don't like their tiny hands.

spoilers for all of TMA elle DO NOT READ

martin and elias parallels bc im insane

- extremely manipulative in the same way. both put on a front of being bumbling and clumsy so people wouldn't suspect their true nature (martin being totally unqualified for the job and elias being. yknow.)

- lied about their ages so they wouldnt look suspicious

- deeply practical and logical people but conceal it to get what they want

- manipulated peter lukas together into taking L after L after L

- not normal about jon jarchivist

- frequently use jon jarchivist as a living weapon (portable gatling gun/apocalypse trigger)

- not opposed to playing god and think they get to decide who lives and who dies

- winners of the idgaf war in s4

- generally petty little bitches and are at their coolest and sexiest when they're being morally bankrupt

- both deliberately got someone suspected for murder (one of them actually got the suspect arrested and surprisingly it wasnt elias)

- smugness meter through the roof when they're deliberately fucking shit up. does not end well for either of them

- constantly underestimating each other despite their knowledge of manipulation tactics and it fucks shit up for them both but they hate each other too much to stop

time for my bimonthly check-in because I'm remembering how wrong most people were about elias. man is not dramatic. there are no earrings. there are no eye-patterned suits. he is not dramatic. he is so so so so boring. he's boring on purpose. he chooses to be boring. intentionally. it is a crucial facet of his character. it is the point. there is no depth to the man and he likes it like that. shallow as a mud puddle. his hobbies include making schedules for his bureaucratic hell of a research institute that literally no one outside it respects and occasional eye puns. goes out of his way to ensure everyone and their dog sees him as the ineffectual manager with all the personality of unsalted mashed potatoes. even his supernatural motives are boring. the man just wants to live forever. not for any reason. not for some greater goal. he wants power because he does. that's it. man's scared to die and so is pulling all this shit for that. does not care about jon after jon kicked that off for him. does not care about peter outside how useful he is in one single respect. he's boring. he's so boring. he wants to be boring. he likes it. please. please. please. please. pl

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Same thing with Peter Lukas!!! While I understand to a degree wanting to make him this noble dashing sea captain man the fact of it is his voice deliberately has the banality of those corporate tutorial presentations. At most he wears a sea captain's hat with his bland ass purchased at the Saville Row equivalent of generic brand suit. If you're gonna ship Peter and Elias you need to commit and understand they are going to be the most bland couple imaginable.

peter lukas is not a sexy sea captain!!!! never has been!!!!! never will be!!!!!!! canonically hides in his room while at sea so he doesn't have to bother with any of the actual work or camaraderie of being a captain!!!!!! is not big or buff!!!!!! does not have calloused hands from moving boxes or working with rope or any of that shit!!!! he has soft baby hands and all the presence of an HR coordinator!!!!!!!!!! you are thinking of mikaele salesa!!!!!!!!! you have always been thinking of mikaele salesa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking about how poetry is a big thing in TMA and how Martin is a poet and poetry defines humanity

How to be human is to create art and feel and how Jon hates poetry but grows to like it

Thinking about how Arun accuses Jon of knowing nothing of poetry -- knowing nothing of humanity and thinking how Jon doesn't have an answer for the first time

Thinking about how Jon only knows poetry (humanity) through Martin Blackwood and in this essay I will

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