I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

luka luka night fever!!

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

@featheredcritter

@happybirthday-unusannus

fuck zodiac signs what alice oseman character are you

Way too funny not to share

I dated a sample size of exactly three guys before I figured out I was aro/ace, and it was all...god, so platonic. Honestly I don’t know why I didn’t realize sooner. I’m actually still on great terms with all three of them, despite the breakups, probably because again: the most platonic “dating” ever. 

Aside from being genuinely excellent people, (I do, apparently, have excellent taste in guys, which seems like a huge waste) all three of them had one thing in common: they all presented me with handmade weapons as courting gifts. 

...assuming it still counts as a courting gift if you’re already dating, anyway.

Boyfriend the first was learning to weld, and he made me a giant batarang. It’s more boomerang-sized than the comics draw them, and I’m not sure how good of a throwing weapon it would be, but it’s been sharpened enough to be dangerous. It’s also got a little heart in the center, which was sweet. 

Boyfriend Secundus was so amused by one of my irate out-of-shits-to-give rants that he was inspired to weaponsmithing. I’d said something along the lines of having “no fucks left to give! none! None fucks! So few fucks you could tie them together and beat someone with them, as a pair of nonefucks!” He made me a pair of nonefucks, so that if I hit that point of irritation again I could at least hit back. 

Boyfriend the third and final gave me a set of switchblades...and Arson, who he’d hand-raised. I think she counts as a weapon, don’t you?

And I’ve learned now that dating is not for me, but if you want to make your case as a potential significant other, just remember: the way to my heart is through the ribcage, ideally with something stabby.

another Sunset with sunset gradient.

She’s a good girl and I would feed her a bagel

this is too many bagels you all have to STOP??

Men! Get your ears pierced! That’s an order

Men! Don’t get it done at Claire’s or anywhere that uses a piercing gun! Go to a professional tattoo and piercing parlor! That’s an order!

Y'all're free to get your ears pierced if you like, but I have long maintained the secret to a long life is to avoid having pieces of steel driven through your body.

You are absolutely incorrect. The secret to a long life is being penetrated as many times as possible

Julius Cesar disagrees

He’s just built different

Screw it, we’re making vine comics of the disaster siblings.

Can you tell I haven’t slept in 26 hours

i love these 2 internationally recognized antifascism icons

LEST WE FORGET.

send me a number (1-100) and a character and I’ll draw them based off of my spotify top playlist

BW Commission for Starry_Doodles on twitter. Enlightened One Byleth

learning to cheerfully dislike other people is I think a critical component of getting along with people who don't like you. Like as soon as I got a solid grasp on the fact that there is a wide swath of humanity that gets on my nerves and that it's my problem, not theirs, it got easier to be around people I find annoying. Once that's settled, it's easy to flip the reasoning around and conclude that if someone doesn't like me, that's a quirk of their own strange and arbitrary tastes, not a judgment upon either of us as a person. You can't like everyone. Not everyone will like you. It's fine. It's not a personal attack in either direction. We can exchange cordial nods across the room and then go on with our lives

damn. i dont even watch TOH but like can't that little blonde puritan clone boy catch a fucking break.

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

And waking up that doesn't take 4.