The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!

finally, someone who gets it

Nerd with No Game hits on Veteran Babe, more at 11

This is how Jacob started to fall for Kaylee

How to Draw a Muscular Character

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based from @butterflyinthewell‘s post

i’ve been down BUT THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH SO I JUST CREATED A COMIC BASED OFF OF ONE OF THE THE THINGS

Oh my! :D

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that goku has canonically never kissed anyone

@angelrin89 @danguy96 @coolman229 @just-absolutely-super @mephhius

I got Reinhardt!

You should take this quiz @smollestfox

I got…… Junkrat

Loving this result!

I got Zenyatta

Camille Fourcade on Instagram

Bounty Hunter looks for Pain <3

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

I want to ask you something.

Jaune and Weiss walk through the park after having lunch. They arrive at the rose garden and Jaune turns to look at Weiss.

Jaune: Weiss, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you...

Weiss: *Smiles* Alright, as long it's not "Will you marry me?"

Jaune: *Looks away*

Weiss: Oh god...

Weiss: It is "Will you marry me?"

Jaune: Well I'm not gonna say it now, you just spoiled the moment.

Weiss: *Takes Jaune's hand* Is it "Will you marry me?"?

Jaune: Weiss, the moment's gone.

Weiss: *Panic* Oh no, oh no, oh no!... Wait! Just wait!

Jaune: Weiss...

Weiss: Start again. *She walks to the entrance of the rose garden*

Jaune: *Sighs*

Weiss: Star again!

Jaune: No, I'm not gonna...

Weiss: We've just enter the garden. And you say "I've got a question to ask you", and I don't say Anything!

Jaune: *Looks at her with a small smile*

Weiss: And then... *Takes his hand and looks into his eyes* You say...?

Jaune smiles softly, and pulls out a ring from his pocket.

Jaune: Weiss... Will you marry me?

Weiss: *About to cry of joy* Yes.

Jaune puts the ring on Weiss finger and then she jumps into his arms to kisses him. The two laugh and enjoy this new beginning.

Don't leave your MILFs unattended. Part #2

Weiss: *Moving boxes*

Willow: Weiss, what are you doing?

Weiss: Just moving old stuff from when I was at Beacon.

Willow: That's great. Do you need a hand?

Weiss: I'm fine. Anyway, I'm going out in a while to buy more boxes. Maybe when I come back.

Willow: Sure

Weiss: *takes her wallet* Ok, I'm leaving. Bye mom.

Willow: Bye sweetie. *Looks between the boxes* She has a lot of things here. Hmm…. Is that her school uniform?

She picks it up and observes its details such as the buttons, type of fabric, etc. After a few moments, an idea comes to her head.

Willow: Maybe I can…

She takes the uniform and heads to the bathroom. After a moment she comes out wearing her daughter's uniform, and it is very tight on her, especially in her chest area. She walks towards a mirror and looks at herself for a while.

Willow: Wow, that is a very short skirt. *giggles* Just looking at me like this, I feel like I'm doing something naughty.

Unbeknownst to her, Jaune enters the room.

Jaune: Wow!

Willow: Jaune! *Embarrassed, she tries to cover herself with her arms*

Jaune: *Looking away* I'm sorry! I just came to drop off some duct tape that Weiss asked me to!

Willow: It's okay, I was just playing with my daughter's stuff. How embarrassing.

Jaune: *Blushing* If I may, I... I think you look good in that uniform.

Willow: Really?

Jaune: Y-Yes.

She lets go of her arms and shows the uniform once more to Jaune while she is blushing.

Willow: D-Do you want to take a closer look?

Jaune: Um....

A couple of minutes later

Willow was against the wall still wearing Weiss's uniform, with her legs were up in the air supported by Jaune, while he was fucking her vigorously.

Willow: Oh yes!! You are fucking me so good! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!!!

Jaune: Willow!!

He pressed her against the wall more, pushing his cock deeper into her.

Willow: So big!!! I'm gonna cum again! My pussy is cumming again!!!! My pussy is gonna- OOOH FUUUCK!!!~💕

An hour later

Weiss: *Opens the door* What are you two doing here?

Jaune: *Sweating* We were just chatting, right?

Willow: *Also sweating* Y-Yes! Just chatting.

Weiss: Ok? Can you go talk somewhere else? I need to work here.

Jaune/Willow: Sure!

The two walk out of the room, leaving Weiss alone.

Willow: See you later in my room.

Jaune: Ok, I'll bring my uniform. I'm excited about my tutoring, Professor Schnee~💕

Willow: *Giggles* I can't wait~💕

Weiss: *Inside the room* What happen to my uniform?!!!

Hot Single Milf In Your Area.

Jaune: *Browsing the internet*

*Ad pop up*

Jaune: Huh? "Hot single Milf is 5 miles away" *chuckles* Are people still using this ad? Who would believe such a thing? *Closes the Pop up and continue browsing the internet*

*Ad pop's up Again*

Jaune: What the?

Ad: "Hot single Milf is 2 miles away"

Jaune: Weird. *Closes the Ad*

*Ad pop's up one more time*

Ad: "Hot single Milf is 100 feet away"

Jaune: *Worry* Huh?!

He looks out the window and there's no one there.

*New Ad pops up again*

Ad: "Hot single Milf is 10 feet away"

Jaune: *Panic*

He looks towards the door of his room and nothing.

*New Ad pops up again*

Ad: "Hot single Milf is behind you"

Jaune: *He looks behind him slowly*

Willow: *Ready for breeding* Why didn't you reply to my texts, handsome?~💕

Jaune: *Scared!* AAAAAH!!!!

so, i've fallen down the "humans are weird" rabbit hole, and i couldn't help but notice most of it is about how humans are just really durable, adorable, friendly, how we'd pack bond with anything, about how we have such a hive-mind and empathy and determination to survive when things get rough, how we could survive things most other aliens would die from, how we could eat stuff that would poison other aliens, how we inject ink into our skin and pierce it with pieces of metal and drink toxic substances for the sake of entertainment..

it's always human defences and endurance

but i never see people talking about human **aggression**

like, imagine a spaceship happens to have several humans on it even if most residents are alien species, and two of the humans get in a fight.

and i'm not just talking physical, i'm sayin' all kinds of fights.

imagine if two humans got in a serious screaming match and genuinely hurt a few of the alien species sensitive to loud sounds as they watch, flabbergasted at how the two are literally yelling in each-other's faces without breaking a sweat or getting tired from it, while one of the sound-sensitive aliens literally passed out because it was SO loud

or imagine them simply being in shock after interacting with humans for a long time and having this image in their head of humans being so friendly and able to get along with anything and anyone, including stabby, or any predatory, aggressive species we just so happen to find cute. that image getting completely shattered seeing two of the humans they're friends with showing clear anger and aggression in a display they could only describe as "terrifying" in the most visceral sense of the word

or two humans getting in an actual physical fight, and here's where the *several* humans on ship part comes into play,

so the two are duking it out in a violent display of pure hatred while other humans, amused and thoroughly entertained by the violence that would already have put any of the less durable aliens out of commission gather around the fighting pair and start ominously chanting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

prior, the aliens hadn't dared intervene or get any closer because either way they recognized it as a danger

meanwhile some humans JOIN IN for absolutely no reason and it becomes a full on riot

and the aliens just stare like ?????

confused at why they'd find it so endearing, at why they'd literally join for no reason at all, horrified by even just a punch to the gut because to some of the more vulnerable aliens that's their equivalent of literally getting an organ ripped out of them and somehow STILL fighting and then ripping out an organ out of the opponent themselves

and most of all, if humans are capable of befriending aggressive, large predatory beings and getting along with practically everything,

what from the fresh pits of hell triggered two *humans* to fight *each other* of all creatures?

(that is, assuming aliens don't have much knowledge of our history, wars, politics, etc of course.)

making raid food while your wife is giving you puppy eyes hovering over your shoulder is an endeavour (so is stopping her from shoving all the caviar canapes into her mouth immediately)

Jaune in volume 10

Jaune is back in a weird situation again, as I've seen hate on him on the rise and thought what would be a logical next step for him.

I think Jaune should go on his own journey away from Team RWBY and course from the others. Why would I say this? It's not out of malice but because of his situation. Due to his time in the Ever After being at a maximum of 20 years, he may have gotten his youth back, but the memory remains. Jaune being back (if they don't do a Marco/ status quo is god thing) should feel like a stranger back in Remnant. With this in mind, where should he go, I say to visit his family, meet Saph, Terra, and Adrian....then to see the rest of his family.

In a sense, he needs to find himself again and possibly get another mentor to train him and work on his semblance. When he returns, I do expect a shift in him more skilled, sure, but have a worldly outlook while keeping his dutybound mindset. I'm trying to think of a good comparison...Vash....Cecil Harvey... If anyone else thinks of a good choice, please say...closest I can think is Ky Kiske

I want to start a conversation. Where do you think Jaune journey should go next? Now, do I think they'll let himself be removed from the group....no, but i do think it's something he needs. Plus, it would be a chance to get him out of the spotlight, so to speak (and rwde ire, but they'll find something to say).

Jaune: Hey Harriet, can I have a minute? There's something important I need to discuss with you.

Harriet: Ah shit, your mother is coming to visit, isn't she?

Jaune: No. Harriet, I want us to have more kids.

Harriet: NO.

Jaune: Hear me out.

Harriet: No! It's my body, and my body doesn't want to go through nine months of pregnancy and that horror show called "birth" again! Its not happening.

Jaune: Which is why I want to know how you feel about adopting.

Harriet: ...Adopting? You want to adopt?

Jaune: *Nods* I won't force you to get pregnant, because you're right, it's your body and ultimately your call. But I miss having a big family, having a house full of laughing children and people who love eachother. And I think it'd be even more wonderful if we could give that to kids who really need it.

Harriet: *Thinks pensively for a moment* You're not just going to leave me to raise a house full of kids while you're off working, are you?

Jaune: *Shakes his head* No. If anything I think I might start taking less Huntsman jobs to be home more. When my dad was working full time, he could support a family of ten. Between me working a couple contracts once in a while and your military pension, we'd be living more than comfortably as a family of five.

Harriets: *Laughs* So you already have your heart set on two more kids?

Jaune: *Grins* Unless you want more?

Harriet: I... I think two would be a great number, its just...

Jaune: What is it?

Harriet: ...Can we really just tell a kid we're his new family? What if they end up not liking us, or can't get along with Barbara. Hell what is Barbara even going to think about it? She's only seven and-

Jaune: *Takes Harriet's hands* It'll be alright, Harriet. Barbara will have a say in this decision as well, this is still her family too. Besides, Barbara has always wanted a little brother or sister. And you don't have to worry about our new child not liking us, they'll love you no matter what.

Harriet: H-How do you know?

Jaune: *Gently smiles* Because I know you love being a mom. I see it every time you hold our daughter. There are children out there who desperately need that kind of love and we can give it to them, but only if you're ready.

Harriet: *Starts tearing up and nodding* Yes.

Jaune: Really?!

Harriet: *Hugs Jaune tightly* Yes! Let's do it. We can be a bigger family!

There’s no better place to begin than the gods themselves. The Grand Pantheon consists of sixty major deities and an ever fluctuating number of minor gods all divided into three families of roughly equal size. 

The families are defined by domains. The Gods of the Heart are formed of the Fates, the gods of war, and the Cherubs, the gods of love. The Gods of the Mind are the Muses and the Heralds who rule over worldly things. The Gods of the Soul, the Titans and the Celestials, rule over the primal and intangible.

Here are listed the names, domains, and current ranks of the major deities.

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