jaelajade reblogged
i am so so kissable and yet here i am. unkissed.

i am so so kissable and yet here i am. unkissed.
the goblins i was paying to throw rocks at the birds in my garden have fucking unionized
I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
I'm about to have a wii fit
I hate when people ask me how I’m doin I’m fuckin terrible thanks for reminding me.
Concept: I’m in the kitchen wearing your shirt, and frying some pancakes. Behind me I hear your sleepy voice say “good morning, darling” just before your arms wrap around me from behind. You smell just as good as the pancakes. We are both so happy and warm inside
Everything i do is out of love and chaos
Are You Still gay?
yeah my contract actually just got extended