[Image ID: Tweet from Martin 'HotPaer' Rosner (@/ HotPaperComics) on 11 Mar 23 reading: with LGBT+ you get to be gay without the ads /End ID]
So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
What’s the comic sans trick?
wingdings' true purpose as a font
i made this little motivational picture for my desk at work kind of as a subtle hint to my superiors that they shouldnt have trusted me with access to google and ms paint and a printer
OP wheres the link to the image
They *really* hate when you point this out. HRT is older than most of these, too!
choking hazard maybe?
Bandaids and other medical adhesives can rip skin off, esp for people with more sensitive skin. It's not that dangerous but it makes infections a lot easier etc.
Depending on wound type, band-aids can prevent healing. I applied a band-aid to a deep cut, the wound area got macerated because I couldn’t replace the band-aid without the wound re-opening, and I still have nerve damage in that finger. Maceration can lead to wet gangrene.
I have metabolic disorders regarding B12 that makes my wounds heal weird. A few docs have mentioned it. Now imagine if I had a clotting disorder or diabetes, on top of a B12 uptake disorder.
Eight billion people eight billion opportunities for weird ass gene combinations that don’t impact quality of life (until they do) but wreak havoc on large data samples.
personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies. time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip. three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords. y’know, manly warrior stuff. (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–) you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords. you know, as girls do.
and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts) they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???” and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know. just girly things”
they are absolutely still wearing the crowns and they don’t have a single fish to show for their efforts
i did it
what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to
Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I’m not allergic to fun.
i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)
Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.
Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.
Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.
It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.
65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean
I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.
Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up
I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let's get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.
“What News Story Are They Burying?”
Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.
Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.
feeling very nostalgic about the 2014-15 relationship aesthetic tumblr blogs posting that one gif from the mine mv with half a fanfic in second person pov in the caption
you come over and we hold hands, there are roses in the vase and we love doing the dishes together. nobody will mention the body in my freezer because true love is all about allowing your beloved to dismember people without questioning their loyalty. the stars look beautiful tonight.
when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever
you shouldnt feel bad if youre 14 and uncool. thats part of being 14. express your uncoolness while you still can
Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs
Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:
1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)
2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!
3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!
4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them
5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?
nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in
Humans: Hahaha, oh this is so cute, he’s so confused!♥♥♥
Hummingbird, one of the most territorial amd agressive bird species: What kind of bullshit flower is this!? Death!😡
(Luckily for us, the hummingbird is too small)
flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult
