Signs As Conversations With My Boyfriend (2)
Aries -
Me: Fight me
Boyfriend: 1v1 me right now
Me: Fucking come at me.. wink
Taurus -
Boyfriend and I: (snuggling, I randomly smack his ass)
Boyfriend: That is in-fact my ass
Me: Indeed
Gemini -
Boyfriend and I: (walking into restaurant together)
Boyfriend: I’m gonna eat some chips and salsa
Me: (says all seriously while looking in his eyes) eat me instead
Boyfriend: Okay
Cancer -
Me: (falling asleep while leaning my head on my boyfriend’s shoulder)
Boyfriend: (playing with my hair and whispers) how is your hair so soft?
Leo -
Me: You’re a dick
Boyfriend: I’m your dick
Me: That is very true
Virgo -
Me: I look like a fucking potato
Boyfriend: No!! You’re beautiful! (kisses me on my cheek)
Libra -
Me: Fight me with your lips on my lips because I love you
Boyfriend: That was fucking smooth
Me: Thanks
Scorpio -
Boyfriend: I can’t believe you just assumed my genitals
Me: Yeah I did because I’ve felt your genitals
Sagittarius -
Me: (playing csgo while concentrating)
Boyfriend: I wanna snuggle
Me: I can’t I’m playing a game
Boyfriend: (whines)
Capricorn -
Boyfriend: Is skeletor gay?
Me: Yeah obviously, why do you ask?
Boyfriend: I fucking knew it
Aquarius -
Me: Hey I like your butt
Boyfriend: Thanks, I like your butt too
Pisces -
Me: I’m stealing your dog
Boyfriend: Don’t steal my dog
Me: I’m stealing your dog
Boyfriend: Babe please

