Chikn Nuggit - pt. 1 - sentence starters
1. “Do you want to astral project into the next dimension with me?”
2. “I’m in this cocoon until I’m hotter than ever before!”
3. “The results are in. You are 100% on my last nerve.”
4. “My name is ______, and I’m here to destwoy you!”
5. “You are very tiny and cute, but you’re too. Dang. Rowdy!”
6. “I got the zoomies! I shall never cease!”
7. “Ha! Look at you. Not so sweet all the time, are ya? You’re so angry.”
8. “I just want you to know that you are very good and wonderful. And even if stuff seems really hard right now, it’s gonna be okay. I love you.”
9. “Awww! Are you edgy? Is you a little edgy edgelord? Are you? Are you?”
10. “I’M GOING TO FIGHT THE MOON!”
11. “I’m tired! I don’t wanna do nuthin’! Let me sleep for a thousand years!”
12. “Know what? I’m sick of ‘keeping it together’. I shall now be unapologetically nuts.”
13. “It’s summertime beach time! After a year of being inside… I still don’t like this.”
14. “I like dresses ‘cause I don’t have to wear pants.”
15. “I love how short you are. You’re so tiny and cute.”
16. “Somebody was rude to you?! I’ll kill them. Who did it? I want names! I’ll eat them. You deserve better!”
17. “Please let me know if I ever make you upset or uncomfortable with my dumb pranks. Or when I break the laws of physics.”
18. “Watermelon?! Worst flaver! Disgusting. Get these out of my sight and burn them!”
19. “Don’t make fun of me! I’m trying my best.”
20. “I’m just a little freak. A lone wolf. Cringe.”