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sauntering vaguely downwards

@jadefyre / jadefyre.ca

jadefyre || she/her writeblr: @keyboardandquill --- spoilers tagged, see about page for more info 28, blog est. 2011 --- about me art tag
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can't believe they used to have guitar hero tournaments but the contestants just played the game sitting down. where's the theatrics. where's the showmanship. i wanna see those guys running across the stage while shredding out to through the fire and flames

when I was in high school we did one of these and during the Freebird solo one kid did a power slide on his knees and played it with the guitar behind his head a la Hendrix

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that guy fucking gets it

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

honestly 1 reblog can matter soooo much. just 2 days ago I reblogged an artwork that was posted years ago! and it had 0 notes!! I found it, I reblogged it. just now I saw the same post on my dash, it now has 100 notes. only 2 of my followers reblogged it from me but 1 or 2 people reblogged it from them and thus the chain has started. that is how 1 reblog can result in +100 notes

So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man

I hope it’s cool that I drew your cat

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she's in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That's her dreams.

Tumblr staff really don’t understand the extent to which we will go JUST to stop tumblr live from being a thing. I am so petty I will NEVER stop snoozing this stupid feature. And the longer I’m stuck snoozing it the more angered I get each time I have to see it’s wretched shit pop up again every 7 fucking days.

Because I just helped someone with it:

On mobile: Go to your blog (the person icon at the bottom of the screen) -> Tap the gear icon -> account settings -> dashboard preferences -> scroll to the bottom to snooze tumblr live.

If it’s already active but you still see it, just tap it again to turn it off, and turn it back on. That’ll fix it.

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i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

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“how are they finding time to fall in love when the worlds ending” and what are we all doing right now 🤨

Tumblr is giving us a lot of different dashes but the thing is no one wants "for you" so what I propose instead is you give me the ability to make mini-dashes with specific subsets of people I follow. Let me follow 300 people but then sort them into category. Let me have one dash for all my aesthetic stuff, another for news, another for my weird feral friends. Am I the only one who wants this? Maybe. Give it to me anyway.

This would absolutely revolutionize the way I use Tumblr. I would probably spend like 20% more time on Tumblr if I could follow a bunch of people I like but who I do not want on my "these are my friends and idols" dash.

btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"