Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by this screen
sorry what
aegipan-omnicorn
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
alys-yeet-dot-beep
THE TIME HAS COME
lumistar
he is here
tiredcoffeebeanthings
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
@ambientstudipity one year bro
💕💓What if we kissed 😙😯 under the mysterious lights ⭐☄️ over the Arby’s 🍴🍔 and we were both boys 😯👨❤️💋👨🌈??
@jade4839 and they went to arby’s
@ambientstudipity OH MY GOD. 😂
Klaus: Vanya!
Vanya: Yeah?
Klaus: HIT IT.
Vanya: [begins playing Toxic by Britney Spears on her violin]
Anonymous asked:
Ugh I just had the most cursed idea from when one of the recent asks said Shinsou likes Mic. So I’ve seen hcs where mic was voluntarily mute as a teen bc he couldn’t control his quirk and that’s a lot like the whole “foster homes won’t let Shinsou speak” so consider: Shinsou grows up to be loud and energetic like Mic.
This is the most cursed idea and I squealed in delight when I read it because oh my god imagine it.
Imagine their quiet, dour, goth son turning into a bright, chatterbox goth who’s loud and energetic and utterly thrives when all the attention is on him. Fuck, shit, at first I jumped on the bandwagon of the hero name Mindjack for him, but this Hitoshi would go by Siren without a fucking pause.
In class he’s calm and polite when the teachers are doing their lessons, but around his friends (he has friends!) he never shuts up, is loud enough to drown out Bakugou when he’s being pissy, and he and Midoriya start bouncing off hero analysis ideas and are just chatting up a storm that can’t be stopped - especially if the heroes are Eraserhead and Present Mic and then nobody but the heroes in question are getting them to stop.
In battle simulations he is a little shit that is some horrible mix between Eraserhead, Present Mic, and a dash of Ms Joke??? He always has this shit-eating grin and it was a logical ruse and every time he says that he cracks up with wild laughter and still ends up dodging whoever is attacking him and Mic is so fucking proud.
He is a chatterbox that will not shut up and he will say the stupidest and craziest things to get a response. He will bounce from language to language and start telling jokes and memes and at his worst he reveals whatever plan the person had up their sleeve and disabling it with brutal efficiency and oh, that’s got to hurt, huh?
His favorite is, after his confidence is what it was always meant to be and he’s lived with Present Mic for at least two years, he starts to sing to throw people off because, I mean, picture it. Battle simulations in an empty city and you start hearing a slow, creepy song filtering through and bouncing off walls and echoing like something wrong. It takes exactly one Wha-? to snag them and soon enough Hitoshi always gets a response.
The hero world is not at all ready for Siren, the son of Present Mic and Eraserhead.
I could only like this once, and I hate that fact.
asks for fanfic writers
drop a number and a fandom in my askbox and I’ll answer:
- things that inspire you
- things that motivate you
- name three favorite writers
- name three authors that were influential to your work and tell why
- since how long do you write?
- how did writing change you?
- early influences on your writing
- what time are you most productive?
- do you set yourself deadlines?
- how do you do your researches?
- do you listen to music when writing?
- favorite place to write
- hardest character to write
- easiest character to write
- hardest verse to write
- easiest verse to write
- favorite AU to write
- favorite pairing to write
- favorite fandom to write
- favorite character to write
- least favorite character to write
- favorite story you’ve ever written
- least favorite story you’ve ever written
- favorite scene you’ve ever written
- favorite line you’ve ever written
- story you’re most proud of
- best review you ever got
- worst review you ever got
- favorite story/poem of another author
- hardest part of writing
- easiest part of writing
- alternate title for (insert story title)
- alternate ending for (insert story title)
- alternate pairing for (insert story title)
- single story or multi-part story?
- one-shot or multi-chaptered story?
- canon or AU?
- do you reread your own stories?
- do you want to be published some day?
- which one of your stories would you most like to see as a movie/series
- one song that captures (insert story title)
- do you plan or do you write whatever comes to your mind?
- would you ever write a sequel for (insert fic title here)
- do you write linear or do you write future scenes if you feel like it?
- share the synopsis of a story you work on that you haven’t published yet
- share a scene of a story that you haven’t published yet
- how many unfinished ideas/stories are you working on at the same time?
- three spoilers for (insert story title)
- writing advice
- open question to the writer
kagamine419
Eh, could be fun xD
Why not
I’m no longer worshipping God, switching to the all mighty power that is coffee. I know coffee has helped me more with my homework than prayer has...
Update:
Already on my third cup, second paper.
Note:
I was raised on extra strong cold brew so I don’t feel anything until my fifth venti at Starbucks. For anyone who care or actually reads this I have about three quarts of coffee in a pitcher rn that I am draining, after only an hour.
Recipe if anyone actually cares:
2 cups extra strong cold brew
3 cups milk
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup Carmel sauce
2 tablespoons vanilla extract
4 cups of ice
Blend until smooth, mine separated from whipped Ivey Carmel shit and the strong ass coffee.
Pretty good
P.S.
I jokingly said that this has enough to put a non-diabetic in a coma (lot of my dad’s side has type 2) and then my sister said “Yeah it’s really fucking bad for you to put that in your body.”
So don’t actually make it, at least in the quantity I have it in.
Honestly I don’t think my mind would even let my body shut down, I’m too stressed to miss school.
I’ve had severe panic attacks during tests, my ADHD meds have fucked me sideways some days, I’ve had really bad period cramps. However I never went home in fear of failure, so if I fucking die from this I won’t be surprised. Fuck school, I could care less about my grades, but I do care about theatre, and I can’t do that if my grades are too low, so here we are. Me posting to tumblr instead of doing homework, and guzzling enough coffee to kill a fully grown man (as a teenage girl)
Final note:
Ended up home sick today, all the caffeine ended up causing me to throw up. Teachers made me leave...Had to drive back from school myself, and now I’m laying in bed watching anime.
But not before I cried because of all the material I’m going to miss.
It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Okay but it is Mrs Frizzle now, now that marriage equality is a thing ye? <3
Okay y'all here’s the thing. Ms Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin, a lesbian. In the new show, she’s being voiced by Kate McKinnon, also a lesbian.
She’s absolutely gay.
^ No heterosexual woman could be as powerful as Ms Frizzle
The best part: Kate McKinnon didn’t replace Lily Tomlin as Ms. Frizzle. There are two Ms. Frizzles.
Lily Tomlin still voices the Original Friz, Valerie. Kate McKinnon voices her younger sister, Fiona Frizzle.
THEY ARE BOTH VOICED BY LESBIANS. Not just one, but two gay Ms. Frizzles! Adorable redheaded lesbian science teacher sisters!
What’s better than a magical lesbian?
TWO MAGICAL LESBIANS
lmao i did this for the angst, but yeah fuck it, in my au bakugou slaps kirishima and drinks the poison anyway while glaring at kirishima and they get married. the end
Mina: Deku’s a virgin twink for sale, I need money for Starbucks, someone please buy him.
Deku: I’m not a virgin, I’ve been fucked by life.
Kaminari: wait does that make your price go down..?
Shouto: *holds up a wad of money* How much-
Hey so I know I’m late with the whole Voltron s7 posting, but I know a lot of people were unhappy with how DreamWorks didn’t let the writers do what they wanted with the show, and there’s a petition going around to green light the writers. I mean honestly, you can green light a story where a bee falls in love with a human, you can green light a story where an ogre and human fall in love, and in that same story have a donkey and dragon have babies, but when a story is like “two men!” That’s not ok?
And I’m not just doing this because “I’m upset my ship isn’t canon!” (While I am a tiny bit) I’m pushing this because the crew of VLD should have creative freedom to take the show where they want it to go, and not have to change their story last minute because DreamWorks decided that they could.
Nathaniel’s Apology, aka what should have happened at the end
A lot of people are upset with Nathaniel after Reverser, so I made this. Look at that. Canon got me defending the tomato. Anyway, I’ve declared their ship name Comicbook because Marinette refers to their set up as Operation ComicBook, so there.
Read on AO3
Nathaniel sat back on the stool in the art room, stretching his arms out in front of him with a grunt. Marc worked busily beside him, lids hooded contently as he scribbled down notes for the story, and Nathaniel pursed his lips guiltily. Everything had worked out for them after Ladybug set everything back to normal, but something was still eating at him.
“Hey…Marc?” He started hesitantly, and Marc looked up from his journal, cocking a brow.
“Yeah?” He tilted his head a little, and Nathaniel clenched his hands into fists against his thighs.
“I- Yesterday at the park was- I shouldn’t have- I mean, what I’m trying to say is…” He took a deep breath, cheeks flushing a little under Marc’s curious gaze. “I’m sorry for how I reacted. I shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions like that.”
“Oh…well, it’s okay now. Ladybug-”
“No, it isn’t.” Nathaniel shook his head, fixing his gaze on the half-drawn comic on the table before him. “The thing is I’m not used to trusting people with my feelings ever since…but that’s not an excuse for what I did. I mean, your writing was so good that I thought it was the real deal, and I should have listened to you. I’m really sorry, Marc.”
Marc eyed him for a moment before a shy smile curled on his lips, and he placed his hand over Nathaniel’s gently. “I forgive you. Honestly, I should have been braver in asking you myself instead of relying on Marinette. She means well, but…”
“Sometimes her clumsiness just leads to disaster?” Nathaniel cocked a brow, and the two shared a laugh. “Your writing is really good, Marc. I’m happy to work with you.”
Marc’s cheeks flushed at that, and he lowered his gaze to his lap, tugging at his hair. Nathaniel shifted on his stool, clearing his throat.
“There’s just one thing I think we should tweak in our story…just a suggestion for character development if you want,” He said, waving his arms frantically.
“Okay, what is it?” Marc asked, leaning in with an encouraging smile.
“Um, well right now Mightyllustrator and Ladybug are kind of into each other, but I think that Chat Noir and Ladybug are such a good team that maybe eventually they should end up together,” Nathaniel said, tapping his fingers on the table awkwardly.
“But I thought that Mightyllustrator was head over heels for Ladybug?” Marc’s eyebrows furrowed, and Nathaniel shifted a little.
“Well, he’s based off me, and at the time I was really into Ladybug, but now…” He glanced up at Marc, cheeks burning. “I haven’t been thinking about her.”
“Okay, so what do you think we should do with Mightyllustrator then?” Marc asked, flipping to a new page in his notebook to jot down notes. “Maybe Queen Wasp could join the team and become good and-”
“Actually, I was thinking that maybe he and Reverser could maybe hit it off, um, since you and I make a great team they could- just for the story, uh, just something to think about. We don’t have to decide on anything right now…” He sank down in his seat, picking up a pencil and resuming his sketch with pursed lips.
Marc’s eyes widened in shock, his blush spreading up to his ears, and he faced forward as well, rubbing the back of his neck. “I think that could work.”
“Okay, great.” Nathaniel said, clearing his throat, and the two resumed working in silence.
Alix leaned against the table with Marinette as they watched from across the room and shook her head. “This is so painful to watch.”
“I think it’s cute,” Marinette giggled. “Those two are made for each other.”
“Just don’t go meddling again. You saw how well that went last time,” Alix said pointedly, and Marinette slumped in her chair with puffed cheeks, prompting a laugh from her friend.
It was true that Nathaniel and Marc were too shy for their own good, but Alix knew that they would come together in their own time. She just wished that she didn’t have to watch.
bakusquad headcanons
- bakugo can’t fucking snap and everyone makes fun of him for it
- they’re all regulars at taco bell
- they all quote vines except for bakugo who gets incredibly confused and angry due to the fact that a) he doesn’t understand why they’re funny and b) “tHEY’RE SIX SECOND LONG FUCKING VIDEOS I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE ICONIC OR NOT PIKACHU”
- kaminari and kirishima give everyone slightly nicer nicknames to counter bakugo’s profanity riddled nicknames
- theres kirishima eijibro, mina ashibro, sebro hanta, kaminari dudeki, and bakubro katsubro
- bakugo’s nicknames are a little less nice
- they include shitty hair, hair for brains, and red headed fuck for kirishima, pikachu, sparky, dunce face and no brains for kaminari, pinky for mina, and captain office supplies for sero
- sero once taped kaminari to the classroom ceiling and aizawa didn’t notice until iida pointed it out
- “oh thats why it was so quiet. let’s leave him there i wanted to take a nap today i can’t deal with more vine references”
- mina is a stoner (yes it is an acid joke)
- bakugo originally claimed his special Loner Table™ at the beginning of the year but one by one the rest of the squad slowly invaded it
- they once had a contest of who could get bakugo the most angry
- kaminari won by mentioning that he thought midoriya and todoroki were probably the strongest in the class
- he would have died but sero taped bakugo to the ceiling
- this is just a thing sero does ok he tapes people to ceilings
- mina is the one who originally named them the bakusquad because all they do is follow bakugo around and annoy him and drag him to taco bell
- kaminari is very upset about this
- “it should be the kamisquad i’m the glue that holds this group together.”
- kirishima is the glue that holds the group together
- once kirishima tried to lift everyone at once out of pure spite when sero bet him ten dollars that he couldn’t do it
- theres an unspoken rule of “no one gets to make fun of bakugo except for us”
- kirishima is a weeb
- “i’m sorry but attack on titan is a revolutionary work of art and anyone who says otherwise can die at the hands of bakugo”
- he likes attack on titan because eren reminds him of bakugo and bakugo is greatly offended by this
- “he’s angry and destroys things he’s just like you” “SHUT THE FUCK UP HAIR FOR BRAINS DON’T COMPARE ME TO YOUR SHITTY CARTOONS” “ANIME IS NOT JUST CARTOONS B A K U G O”
- kaminari is also a weeb but on a less intense level
- kirishima had the most obvious fucking crush on bakugo but since splodey boi is a dense motherfucker he never figured it out
- when they started dating no one could tell except for the fact that bakugo was a little less mean to kirishima
- “hey bakugo why aren’t you calling eijibro shitty hair anymore” “cause he’s my fucking boyfriend sparky” “WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN” “two minutes ago”
- they have stupid arguments over which vine is the most iconic
- you know that one group of girls in middle school that were always together and would never spend any time apart
- thats the bakusquad
- they all love each other and want to become stronger together
- except bakugo
- he doesn’t want to hear about jared or the fact that he can’t read ever again
This is so fucking perfect I can’t even
Brenden Urie is Pansexual
Me: Holy shit! Alexa play Victorious
*dances to this fucking bop with all the other pansexuals of the world*
These are some designs I made for a school project based off the seasons.