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Jade Bellatricus-Glaive in love with Prompto~

@jade-bellatricus84

🎶I want to to ride my Chocobro all day~🎶 Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/H2H5BFTC Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jadebellatricus

Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow

Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"

Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out

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EXCUSE ME

The artist is Leeah Joo, and she's a Korean-American painter. You can see more of her paintings on her website or her Instagram, where this video was originally posted.

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Last song: Tier Abhaile Riu

Currently watching: Pretty Little Liars...again...I have watched this series so many times its ridiculous...

Currently reading: The Broken Girls by Simone St. James. So far its pretty good! Spoops, mystery, murder, its held me in so far, hopefully it lasts

Current obsession: The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom...I am a HUGE Zelda nerd and so I preordered as soon as I humanly could. I'm so unbelievably happy to have Link back and this time with crafting capabilities...my neurospicy ass is too excited to take a stick and a boulder and fuse them together to bonk bokobeans over the noggin like some blonde Hylian Little Bunny Foofoo prodigy

Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother

**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**

He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous

So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night

And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~

And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”

I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"

So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"

BUT

Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth

And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves

And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”

Which took me out at the KNEES lol

And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!

OH MY GOD AND

AND

I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs

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We have found the Himbo.

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

With its seven Oscar wins, including Best Picture, this became the most awarded Best Picture winner since Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 14 years earlier. Everything Everywhere All at Once + trivia

GREAT WORK MISTER MUSK!

Yeah you don't need a flame diverter. Fuck that shit. Oh, for anyone that doesn't know what the super wise Elon Musk is talking about here when you have a MASSIVE rocket shooting out so much fire that it lifts itself into space that energy needs to go somewhere.

Here's a good demonstration:

Anyway, Elon is smart! He bought a degree in engineering or something because it's more efficient than actually going to college and learning things!

So he knows he doesn't need that shit.

Oh.

Okay so there was a teeeeeny little bit of damage. That doesn't look too bad. Wait are those stairs on the left? They are. Okay so there's a kinda big crater.

Wait.

Where did two stories worth of stuff go?

Well, here's a video of shit flying up and almost destroying the rocket, watch from about +0.06 to +0.09 to see enormous concrete chunks making it halfway up the booster.

Also it was raining concrete nearby. So uh. That's cool.

Great job Elon. Amazing work.

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Some slight corrections here, the damage done to the launchpad here is largely not because of the fire, it’s because of the sound.

Flame trenches are absolutely an important part of making a rocket launch safely, but they’re only half the equation, if that. The other thing they’re missing is the one that would’ve prevented all of this damage, and that’s the water deluge system.

See those tall water towers next to the launchpads? Those are for the water deluge system. They’ve been an essential part of launching large rockets since basically forever, and they serve a twofold purpose: Fire suppression, and more importantly, sound suppression.

Here’s NASA testing the brand-new water deluge system built for the SLS launches in 2018.

That sucker’s pumping out roughly half a million gallons of water over the course of a minute. Here it is in action during the launch of Artemis 1 last year.

The reason they’re basically flooding the launchpad right before they light the booster is that rocket launches are incredibly loud. Seems obvious, I know, but apparently not that obvious to Musky. 

The amount of noise produced is so great that the sound waves from it would actually damage both the launch complex and the vehicle itself if they weren’t muted. Dumping a huge amount of water into the pit where the rocket’s engines are deadens the noise to merely louder than anything else on Earth rather than harmful to the vehicle itself.

Musky apparently made the call to not have a water deluge system or a flame trench for the Starship launches because they wouldn’t have those things on the Moon or Mars, where Starship will be lifting off from to make its return flights. This is, of course, ignoring that the Starship itself is powered by six engines, while the Superheavy, which will be launching from Earth, but won’t be launching from either the Moon or Mars, on account of it being a launch vehicle that doesn’t even break atmosphere, is powered by 33 of those same engines.

The Superheavy booster that SpaceX launched yesterday is now the most powerful rocket ever flown, and as such, it’s also the loudest. The pad it was seated on had to endure the full volume of that for roughly seven seconds before clamp release, and as we can see, it didn’t take it all that well. The damage done to the pad here is basically the result of the noise shattering the ground and the concrete structure holding the vehicle up.

It’s also almost certainly what caused the damage to the booster. Either by throwing material up into itself (likely the cause of three of the engines immediately flaming out) or by just being too loud for the vehicle itself to handle.

I can't imagine what it's like to be one of the actually qualified people on this team. Yeah, yeah, "don't work for the supervillain if you don't want your work to blow up." But still. It must be so fucking frustrating.

Their plan for the launch pad surviving was a huge steel plate. Which was not ready in time. So they went ahead without it.

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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CREATURE????

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just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

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I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

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hero’s journey

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and this man? Odysseus

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he also ate some kind of stick

Ok, so, good news first? Right.

I FINISHED UP WITH MY VOICE LESSONS.

Which, y'know, kinda huge since it's the first time I've graduated anything fully since like, High School. (Don't drop out of college, kids. You might get into leatherworking, occultism, and then trans your gender and you too will have to pay for voice retraining lessons.)

That's the good part. The bad part is that the last couple weeks have been so dry on orders and anything else that while we covered everything including rent, I need to ask for everyone's help on groceries and getting enough back together so I can get this order queue properly moving again, because that's also messed up and backed up like mad. So, if you can donate and help out it'd be huge. Here's the link for that: http://paypal.me/tormentedartifacts

And if you wanna get something cool for yourself, and help out that way instead (and you're ok with a delay that may be more than usual) there's also always my site: http://tormentedartifacts.com

Here's some of what's on there right now that could ship out soon, even.

But yeah, need to get about 500 in in total so I can restock, ship, and get food. And anything helps, including just reblogging this. Thanks.

Yes, yes, obligatory rebloop.

Source: paypal.me