i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.
Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.
*when the inhibiting shackles of art block fall away and you’re free*
thor receives the longest piece of licorice in asgard.gif
i hate those posts that are like "what if your mother aborted you?" because it's LIKE. i value my mother as having her own agency above my existence simply because she came first. if she aborted me, id be fine with it because in the fucking hypothetical of un-existence & knowing, id rather her have access to safe abortion than having to carry & birth when she didn't want to like wtf kind of egotistical question is that. do u not value yr mother in the least. whatever joys you've gotten out of life aren't greater than yr mother's choice
this post was written by a transsexual. radfems are not welcome here
You cannot just leave this gem in the tags
I’ve never seen this breed of dog as a puppy I just kind of assumed they appeared every full moon fully grown and already the size of a horse
I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.
I like the dragon’s design
i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me
Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?
Which wolf
Wait im wrong
this is the child labor guy
Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video
Oh my god you’re right
Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth
this is a very specific section of furries even furries avoid
roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET
my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in
how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed
do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
[ID: reply from @ mewttie which reads, "Call that artificial intelligence" End ID]
QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES
This one??
NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS
BUT WITH STUPID NAMES
that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”
Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged
[Image description: a Petfinder screenshot, showing a tortoiseshell cat named Tee Hee. She's looking at the viewer with wide eyes and wearing little witch's hat, loafing in a pile of black and orange Halloween streamers. End description.]
My first question to someone who’s like, “You should give up writing and learn to code!” would be to ask, “Is that how you entertained yourself during the pandemic? With long videos of people coding? Or did you read books and watch TV and movies like the rest of us?”
nobody on this site knows what the word yuri means
one (1) person on this site knows what the word yuri means
two (2) people on this site know what the word yuri means
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
