me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching
Did You Know: Garlic bread is a popular baked good in Skyrim? It is often served alongside soup.
we should make this irl
whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world
this shit pisses me off like how do you know he's not taking a break he could have been gaming for hours on end that shit is not healthy for your wrists he probably just paused the game to rest his eyes and hands and spend some time with the people around him but now hes being made fun of. do better
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
u kno it’s weird how like, damn perfect the inklings just sorta naturally fit in the mario universe, this like, feels right
also isn’t cool how fast splatoon rose to like?one of nintendo’s main IPs on like a Zelda Mario level? neat
the jermafication of the spot is real
across the spiderverse must have really flipped some timeline irl because this is the first time I've seen a character in media engineered as tumblr sexyman material (faceless, overly personable, quirky mannerisms, awkward and goofy but also dangerous, hole) ignored for the actual handsome character. feeling like someone's middle aged dad rn going "isn't this spot guy kind of like sans? I thought you and your friends loved this kind of thing" to my son who is lining the walls of his room with pictures of miguel ass.
Universal basic income is essential if we want to build a bright future in the age of automation.
Seriously. The 40-hour work week was codified in 1940, before computers did anything. Per-hour productivity has more than quadrupled since then, but we’re working even harder, to live not all that much better. It’s absurd.
No, it’s not absurd, it’s deliberate. The ruling class wants us to work as hard as possible, so they have profits to skim and pile up.
I’ll reblog this every time I see it: Before the 40 hour work week, we had the 80 hour work week, the 100 hour work week. What got us 40 hours? Unions. Want a work week that reflects productivity levels? Unions. Want UBI? Unions.
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One