That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue
I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me
Anonymous asked:
i used to really like you and your art. but now i realized you’re a braindead idiot who doesn’t deserve an iota of fucking respect.
Are you the person I accidentally u-turned in front of while leaving petsmart today if so I’m sorry man I didn’t see you
Lizzie Borden on the morning of August 4, 1892.
me at the cowboy restaurant when I ordered the chicken strips, but they said they were out of the chicken strips so I ordered a veggie burger, but they said they were out of the veggie burgers, but I wasn’t actually upset I actually found it very funny and the waitress was nice so I ended up getting a ham sandwich
we all talk about piss
sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say
