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My productivity is shit!🍍

@jackofacetrades / jackofacetrades.tumblr.com

29, French, Ace, she/they. Mostly reblogs. Cats, politics, interesting stuff, shitposts. Mainly, everything I like. Multiple fandoms for: Arcane, Dracula, OFMD, Doctor Who, Good Omens (I also have a lasting obsession over Broadchurch)
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personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies.  time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip.  three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords.  y’know, manly warrior stuff.  (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–)  you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushesand then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords.  you know, as girls do.

and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts)  they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???”  and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know.  just girly things”

they are absolutely still wearing the crowns and they don’t have a single fish to show for their efforts

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hofudlaus

i did it

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You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

These two things can and SHOULD make offspring.

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lavitts

Do you WANT kudzu cables?

Do you WANT invasive machinery to bury your city?

Do you WANT to be entombed in wires until you can't tell where "you" end and "we" begin?

yes. reblog

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Is there a way to ask the tag wranglers if they could change the way a tag is wrangled? There’s a few tags I feel don’t need to be synonymous with each other because they don’t really mean the same thing

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Tag Wranglers don't have their own inbox, but you can write in to Support and they'll pass the message along.

You can find the Support email form at the bottom of every page of AO3. Go down to the footer (the red block) and select Technical Support & Feedback from the list of links.

Whether that actually ends up changing how a tag is wrangled I can't really say, but the only way to find out is to ask!

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i actually contacted support about an issue like this once! i had noticed that the tags "Baby Ben Solo" and a fan-made tag, "Ben is baby", had been marked synonymous when the second tag usually didn't even refer to Ben Solo at all, it was characters from other fandoms named Ben. i contacted support, providing as much links and context as i could, and this was their reply:

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"Thanks for contacting us.  We passed your feedback along to the tag wranglers, who have reviewed the issue and agreed with your assessment.  Most of the works under the tag "Ben is baby" did not refer to Ben Solo, and those that did, did not mean that he was a literal baby.  As such, this tag has been desynned from the tag "Baby Ben Solo".

Thanks for drawing this to our attention, and please feel free to contact us again if you have any further questions or issues!"

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so yeah, if there's an actual issue, it can really help to contact support about it! they can be really helpful :)

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naryrising

As the person who gets/responds to all of those emails, here are a few things I'd add!

  1. Tell us what tag is wrong, and what you think is wrong with it specifically. For example: "I think there's a mistake with Tag X" needs more information, because I will probably have to write back to you and ask what the issue is. "I think there's a mistake with Tag X, as it's bringing up works for Tag Y too and that seems wrong"= great!
  2. If you have supporting evidence for why you think the tag is wrong, you can include some links/extra info. For example: if it's a name spelled incorrectly, and you provide a link to a source that shows the correct spelling, that's useful.
  3. However, you don't need to write an essay. A simple few lines is fine, if you can summarize the issue.
  4. You'll probably get an answer faster if you ask about one fandom per support ticket. This is because if you ask me about 10 fandoms, I need to get answers from all 10 of those fandoms before I can reply to you, which will take longer.
  5. More tickets doesn't make an answer come faster, it just makes more work for me to reply to. Please don't encourage write-in campaigns.
  6. Be prepared that the answer might be no.
  7. Please be patient. I am but one person, and updating tags takes time (if it can be done at all).
  8. I would love to say it doesn't need to be said, but please don't swear at us, call us idiots, accuse us of deliberate malice, etc. People are doing their best but they can make mistakes, or maybe the use on the tag has just changed since the time it was wrangled, which is not a mistake on anyone's part. Or maybe it's just impossible to untangle the tag without causing bigger problems, or maybe they're following guidelines that require them to do it a certain way even if it isn't ideal. Anyway the wranglers will never see the rude/insulting messages, but I will. And I'd love not to, as I'm just the go-between and don't actually make the decisions.
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Anonymous asked:

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

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how do you get motivation to write. Like I have so great ideas I want to write about I just don’t know how to write it. I’ll pull up my docs and just stare at it for like 5 minutes and go do something else cus I got bored and had no ideas to continue the story.

I have ideas for later in the story just not the now. I want to upload constantly but I have an inability to have inspo or motivation.

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my friend, let me tell you about ✨oneshots

You have an idea for later in the story? Skip to that point and write it. When you're done, stop.

The secret that I keep shouting from the rooftops is that you don't have to write everything that leads up to that scene if you don't want to.

If you do want to have a story that expands beyond a single chapter or scene, make use of timeskips. You can do them within a chapter or you can have the chapter break indicate a passage of time all on its own. You don't actually have to write all of the in-between bits. You can have characters refer to something that happened in between chapters, for example.

Look at how TV shows address the issue and you'll get all kinds of ideas.

My motivation for writing comes from just writing the fun parts. That naturally comes with transitions in between, of course, but if I find that something I'm writing is starting to drag? I just cut it. If it's boring for me, it'll likely be boring for my readers as well.

Aside from all of this, don't put pressure on yourself to "upload constantly". That's not an achievable goal, and if you're not careful it will push you straight into burnout.

How do the rest of you get motivated to write? Do you have any tips you can share?

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Sometimes an idea just exists as a singular scene that keeps repeating in your head, and it won't let go of you no matter what. Usually this idea requires at least a 100 words of backstory but that just kills my eagerness (because realistically speaking it doesn't actually take 100 words for X and Y characters who have never met in canon to meet in the fic, and then I get hung up on the how's and when's and why's, which is a great obstacle to my momentum) so I just write the scene down as quick as I can, edit it, read it, feel proud of it and post it with a super long author's note giving a bit of the context behind the scene. And it works!

And maybe if I liked it enough - or had another idea relating to it - or was discussing it with my friend (friends are also great motivators, by the way!) and got hyped about it again, I get back to writing :)

I actually adapted this from an old post from @ao3commentoftheday . Thank you for that! I don't remember which one it was but... I don't usually have the energy or time to develop every idea into the longfic I see it potentially existing as, and this method has worked wonders for me. <3

Hope this helps!

Also, sometimes, there are no context! And that's okay!

I also write one shots and i usually just have a scene or dialogue in mind. If I'm in a mood and place where I can write, I try to write just that. Except, it's sometimes weird to have no context AT ALL. So I just... sprinkle some fake context in it to make it look real 😅

The characters were doing something and maybe they're going somewhere, or they have a job or a goal or something. I usually have no idea what it is and I honestly don't care. But I throw a line or two here and there to make it seems like I know. I don't elaborate. It's not important for the reader, it's just important to make it look real enough for the characters!

I do that literally all the time.

Some tips on how to do that:

  • If character A wants to talk about what they need to do relative to some already vaguely established fake context, start the sentence to give a hint of a random "precise" idea and then have character B interrupt them before they can deliver anything meaningful.
  • Keep the dialogue simple: the characters know what they're talking about, they don't need to elaborate!
  • All characters don't need to be fleshed out. Sometimes, a background character is just a background character. Use them to your advantage, don't restrain yourself. You can give them a random name (or not), have them say the one thing that could help advance your plot/dialogue/intrigue, and let them return in the background. But giving them a name or making it sound like A or B knows them by dropping one line about some existing past together is entirely enough to build a scene and a character that feels real!

Context can sometimes be just some poudre aux yeux, as we say in French. Or en carton pâte. It's reminiscent of the staged decor in theatre plays (which used to be in carton pâte) and that's exactly what it is. And that's okay :)

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Loved your mentioning of learning poetry by heart: this is something I haven’t done since school! What are some of your favs that you’d suggest to ease my brain back into it?

(Française ici donc les options 🇫🇷 autant que anglais sont welcome :) merci!)

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Hi :) You can look at the poem tag of my quote blog if you want—some of the ones I've learnt by heart (or excerpts from them) include this one by Sara Teasdale - Nanao Sakaki - Velimir Khlebnikov - Wallace Stevens - Rabindranath Tagore - Archibald Macleish - Howard Nemerov - and these paragraphs by Henri Peña-Ruiz which I consider prose poetry... My favourite French verses (from Corneille, Aragon, Anna de Noailles, Hugo, Valéry...) are all alexandrines and I find it to be the easiest type of verse to remember, as the structure is so rigorous and consistent. I sometimes translate English poems into alexandrines (like this one) to make them easier to learn in this more familiar form—I think even after all this time English prosody still feels foreign to me; the patterns of sound and rhythm in French are more deeply embedded in my brain so it can more easily predict what comes next...

Re: easing your brain into it, I guess that depends on your style of learning? For me the best way to learn a text is to spend time with it in written form, be it by translating it, or by writing it down by hand (slowly) and then (sometimes) keeping it for a while in a place where I often stand idle, like taped to my microwave so I re-read it as I wait 1 minute for something to heat up.

One thing I like about learning poems is that it's a costless, always-accessible way to get a sense of personal accomplishment. Beyond that, I've got three categories of poems I like to learn for different reasons—I'll go into some detail in case it can help you figure out what you're after :)

1. Classic poetry, because it's just fun to have little snippets of ancient tragedies or epic Victor Hugo poems living at the back of your mind and accompanying you through your own everyday tragedies—as an overdramatic person who tends to feel devastated or exasperated over tiny stuff, it helps me to take some distance from my feelings. Like if I spill a bucket of manure on my boots and my first reaction is rage and despair and my second thought is a couple of verses by Euripides where Iphigenia bemoans her relentless fate, it's a way to make fun of (and get over) myself.

My grandmother did this a lot, she knew so many poems by heart and often used them ironically. If I went whining to her when I was little she'd recite to me the last few verses of Alfred de Vigny's La Mort du Loup (it sounds better in the original but):

[...] With all your being you must strive To that highest degree of stoic pride [...] Weeping or praying—all this is in vain. You must instead shoulder your long and heavy task In the way that Destiny has seen fit to ask Then suffer and die without complaint.

(Let me tell you, that's just what a five-year-old wants to hear after scratching her knee at the park) But really I admired this treasury of poetry she carried within her, especially as she only went to school until age 14 and came upon most of it thanks to her own curiosity; as well as the way she used it playfully in everyday life, using dramatic classical verse to de-dramatise minor annoyances.

2. Nature poems are great in the opposite way, to magnify minor positive things :) Like seeing a fox and having a few lines by Mary Oliver come to mind, seeing a frog and thinking of that Basho haiku... I recently discovered Jean-Michel Maulpoix and I also love his nature poems, like 'The recovery of blue after a downpour', the way he describes snow melting in the spring, or golden-blue evenings:

[Snow] takes some time to leave, but delicately. She doesn’t insist, hardly persists, never roots… She gives way. No one else dies so merrily With such good humour Unmatched is her disdain for eternity…
L’azur, certains soirs, a des soins de vieil or. Le paysage est une icône. Il semble qu’au soleil couchant, le ciel qui se craquelle se reprenne un instant à croire à son bleu.

3. And then there are the poems that proudly serve no purpose. <3 I mean beyond distilling language in a beautiful way. No deep meaning—or no meaning at all, e.g. surrealist poetry. I learnt this passage from Les Champs magnétiques back in middle school:

La fenêtre creusée dans notre chair s'ouvre sur notre cœur. On y voit un immense lac où viennent se poser à midi des libellules mordorées et odorantes comme des pivoines. Quel est ce grand arbre où les animaux vont se regarder ? Il y a des siècles que nous lui versons à boire. . . Prisonniers des gouttes d'eau, nous ne sommes que des animaux perpétuels. . . Nous ne savons plus rien des astres morts ; nous regardons les visages. . . Quelquefois, le vent nous entoure de ses grandes mains froides et nous attache aux arbres découpés par le soleil.

—and I've often recited it to myself just to enjoy these gratuitously nice sentences that aren't here to deliver information. Like Kay Ryan said, "Poetry makes nothing happen. That's the relief of it." It's a nice break, a way to remember that communicating isn't all language is for; beyond the social dimension there's also an intimate one that relies on our own aesthetic sensitivity. Most of the time we look through language, to access ideas, meanwhile enjoying poetry means looking at language, for a change, appreciating it for itself.

I just realised I'm paraphrasing John Brehm here—in The Poetry of Impermanence he wrote something that can be read as an ode to learning things by heart:

When you read lines that seem especially lit up—that move or intrigue you in some way, or that are simply pleasing or even dazzling—don’t focus on being able to formulate a statement about what they might mean, as if you might be called upon to explain the poem, to yourself or to someone else. Just linger with those poems or passages that resonate with you. . . Rest your mind on them; let them live inside you.
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elumish

Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights

  • You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.
  • Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.
  • You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.
  • Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.
  • The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.
  • If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.

You don’t have to dodge

by a foot. You only have

to dodge by an inch.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

That final haiku actually makes for a pretty good maxim!

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radpalet

Allow me to make use of tumblr’s new longpost shortening feature for a moment to say HEY… the comic we’ve been working on for the past year is live with *11 episodes* you can read RIGHT NOW.

Are you into Tech-Fantasy? Trans protagonists? Dragons? Comedy? …Romance? An oddball team of not-quite-knights chasing after a God’s last wish?

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I made this post back on april 2022. Season 1 was completed just yesterday! :’) 💖 You can now read the whole first saga, for free, at any moment.

Not to toot our own horn, but I think it’s pretty damn good.

I’ll toot the creators’ horn for them: this comic is so good. Soooooo freaking good. It’s so good I recommend it to coworkers.

Yes. So good I recc’d it IRL.

And I’ve recc’d it here before, and I’ll do it again, I’m sure. Now’s a great time to jump on, though, cause you’ve got a bunch to binge but not so much that it feels overwhelming.

Seriously. It’s so good.

I binged the entire thing in like two and a half hours and I gotta say dear fucking lord this comic slaps. PLEASE give it a whirl it’s phenomenal!

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50 tips for (fanfic) writing

  1. have fun
  2. write whatever is interesting to you, even if it won’t be interesting to anyone else
  3. appreciate kudos when they come, but don’t expect them
  4. appreciate comments when they come, but don’t expect them
  5. if you wish you could just write that one scene you have in your head, do that. you don’t need to create a 30K backstory for it first.
  6. embrace one shots
  7. embrace drabbles
  8. embrace writing your story out of order
  9. rough drafts are meant to be rough. if you can’t think of a word, put in a placeholder for it and keep going
  10. try not to get stuck on the little things
  11. it’s okay if your readers can’t see the picture inside of your head
  12. some people work well when they have a posting schedule. some people work well when they don’t. it’s okay if you don’t know which kind of person you are, and it’s okay if the type of person you are changes over time.
  13. if a rule you created for yourself isn’t working for you, get rid of that rule.
  14. make fandom friends. even if they don’t read your fic, they’ll cheer you on while you write it.
  15. cheer on other writers you know. you’ll be cheering yourself at the same time.
  16. no trope or genre is better or worse than another one. they all just appeal to different audiences.
  17. quality and popularity are not the same thing, although they do sometimes overlap
  18. numbers and statistics will never tell you whether or not you’re a good writer. they will never tell you how valuable you are as a person. 
  19. you belong in fandom if you want to be there
  20. you’re a writer as soon as you start writing things
  21. writing and posting are two different things. your story is still worth writing, even if you never plan to share it
  22. you don’t need to apologize for what you write or what you post. 
  23. don’t worry about taking up too much space. the internet doesn’t have a maximum size. 
  24. keep your readers in mind when you’re tagging your content. how could they search for your fic? if you use a tag, will be a reader who loves that tag be satisfied with how much it appears in your story?
  25. if you have a relationship in your fic that plays a minor role, tag it in the Additional Tags section instead of the Relationship section so that people who love that ship don’t get their hopes up
  26. be cautious when looking at bookmarks on your fic. they aren’t “extra comments.” that’s a space where readers make notes for themselves and each other, not for authors. 
  27. you don’t need to know everything about canon before you start writing fic
  28. you don’t need to read fic in the same fandoms you write for
  29. you don’t need to read fic at all in order to write it
  30. love your work because sometimes you’re the only one who will - and that’s okay
  31. if your hobby starts feeling like a job, you might need to take a break before you get burnt out
  32. if you get stuck on a story, you can always start a new one
  33. if you fall out of love with a story, you can always stop writing it. if you’re worried about your readers, you can always give them a bullet point summary of where you were planning to go with thing. for a lot of people, that’s satisfying and provides closure
  34. if you get hate, report it
  35. use the tools at your disposal to block hate before it can come in (limiting or turning off comments, limiting or turning off asks, blocking users, etc)
  36. try replying to comments sometimes. it can be a lovely way to make fandom friends
  37. don’t be afraid to reblog your own writing posts.
  38. if you get stuck on your summary, just write 1) who the story is about 2) what they are doing and 3) what problem gets in their way
  39. notice when your writing makes you smile. that moment is a gift. enjoy it.
  40. notice when your writing makes you cry. that moment is a gift, too.
  41. even if you’re disappointed in how your story turned out, there’s something in there that’s fantastic. find that thing and focus on it and feel proud.
  42. some ideas are ones you want to write. some are ones you want to read. if you ever have too many ideas to deal with at once, give some of the latter ones away to someone else. 
  43. sometimes the things you write will be really personal. be careful about putting them where other people can comment. they won’t know how personal it is for you, and you need to remember that comments aren’t about you, they’re about the story.
  44. remember that you can write series as well as stories. if the story is done but you still have passion or ideas, start a new one in the same universe.
  45. enjoy the satisfaction of finishing a story. savour it. bask in it a little while.
  46. don’t feel guilty about abandoning a story. not every story gets finished, and that’s okay
  47. you can have separate accounts for different fandoms. you can have one account with a million fandoms in it. do whatever works for you.
  48. sometimes writing is more important than sleep - but only sometimes
  49. it doesn’t matter if that story has been written before by someone else. it doesn’t matter if it was written by you. write it again.
  50. only follow the advice that makes sense to you. the rest isn’t important.