my meat

2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

good old crungle

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

are you fucking kidding me

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

there r tears in my eyes

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

when people ask me who i am

if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful

i have never wanted to live more than before i read this

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got