“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

feliz navidad

feliz navimom

feliz navison, navidaughter

the whole feliz navi family is here

this is my great grandmas antique gravy bowl and i just got yelled at for disrespecting it with pizza rolls

I’ve never related to something so much before 

i know it’s a little early but 2017 please be good to me im giving u a couple months in advance to get ur crap together so u better be good to me

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

France what the fuck

when you just got done arguing with someone and u hear them say something under their breath

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

relationship status: i am mean

what if breakfast had genders 

welcome to Spanish class

Yeah c'mon

@hungvanngo: 🔥 @selenagomez 🔥

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

me to myself: get it together sis. 

friend: how’s your year been?

me:

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE

Crunchy

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me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*