“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
feliz navidad
feliz navimom
feliz navison, navidaughter
the whole feliz navi family is here
this is my great grandmas antique gravy bowl and i just got yelled at for disrespecting it with pizza rolls
I’ve never related to something so much before
i know it’s a little early but 2017 please be good to me im giving u a couple months in advance to get ur crap together so u better be good to me
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
when you just got done arguing with someone and u hear them say something under their breath
me: i’m stressed
someone: don’t be stressed
me:

what if breakfast had genders
welcome to Spanish class
Yeah c'mon
yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?
me to myself: get it together sis.
friend: how’s your year been?
me:
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE
Crunchy
me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*


