DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
WHAT THE FUCK
i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year
Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.
date of origin: April 1st, 2014
There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
that’s why she’s being bullied
ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others
This is a modern work of art
I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them
With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.
SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON
there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!
Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.
You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!
When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.
ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.
I do love me a good color palet.
Aaa yes these websites are gr8 💛💛💛
Hey
Every country Mr Bean has been.
Every country Rowan Atkinson has Bean
this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic
I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence
#violence
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
starting a collection
It's a mystery to me, the game commences...
H-hewwo mister obama. When I was dwowning you refuwsed to hewp me!! you told me to pewish!!! Not anymore, Mr Obama. You’re the one who feews the surface of the water lapping at you.
Inside this woom is a key. It is buried under the concrete floor. You have a swedgehammer. Howevew, this woom is awso slowwly fiwwing with water!
Wiw you find the strength to save youwsewf, Mr Obama? Or wiw you, as you put it, “pewish”?
reblog and put in the tags a song you can sing word for word. like the lyrics just flow out of your mouth when the song plays
The year is 2300. Average global life expectancy is 70 years but the majority of people die from pollution induced cancer before their 45th birthday. However bezos and zuckerberg's children are all 250 years old which badly skews the data
So they are old-age-georg
This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon
I’m reblogging again because I did it myself and added pictures for those who have trouble learning from the video.
First take a standard rectangular piece of paper (I used one from a small notebook which I ripped out then cut the holes off)
Then fold in half touching the shorter side to the opposite shorter side.
Fold again making the new shorter side touch the other new shorter side
I did this one more time, but this time I unfolded it right after to get back to where it was only folded twice. It should have left a crease in the paper.
Using this crease, fold the corners up alongside it to look like this
This are also going to be unfolded, but this time you’re going to push in alongside the triangular folds you just made and undid.
Doing this once will result in this
Hold tight because tumblr won’t let me add more pictures. I’ll reblog will the rest of the instructions
Continuing on,
Do the other side of you haven’t already to get this
You’ll open these newly created flap to change which parts are touching
Leaving you with this
Then you start pulling the top “tabs” down
Do both sides to get the final folded form
Decorate as desired.
Hope this helps!
Ratio for the rectangle size is 2:3
So 6 cm by 9cm
I uh, lost an evening:
Thanatos knows that I hecking love cute origami, and moths, so really, what was I supposed to do, scroll past and not take the opportunity to make butterfly and moth page markers???
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
I can’t tell if this post is blessed or cursed
WHERE WAS THIS POST WHEN I GOT STUNG BY A SCORPION??! HUH HUH????1!!!
omg i found it bless who ever put this on my dash
Me!
OMG I’m so happy to see this again!!!
I’ve never seen this in person
im so honored to be immortalized in this post
Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!
Pad en pad.
Een paddenpaadje.
A road of toads.
I trode on the toad road
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
You know what to do roger
here with my girl ordering appetizers for our perfect life. money’s tight but we make it work.
“do you ever think about what your life could’ve been?” she asks. i love it when she’s direct. i haven’t thought about the offer in a while. rent free living would be a luxury, but what kind of life would i have without her? sure, the kids put a strain on finances but they’d never be in my life without her. date night at applebee’s again. better than no date night at all, wondering what might’ve been. i made my choice. the right choice.
“there could never be a reality without you. even just to ponder it would suck every ounce of joy from my living being. light of my life, you are the worlds greatest prize.” I say back to her. Her eyes widen and that comforting smile eases across her face. I know it’s that over-the-top romance she loves.
I think about the house. A house, after all, is merely built of wood and nails. A home is found in the loving arms of the one you hold.
Somebody once said “Money is never yours, its just your turn to spend it”. Following that same logic, water is never yours, its just your turn to drink it.
Following that logic, nothing is ever yours, it's just your turn to use it.
