Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues
delete this
from the google reviews for it:
Midwest boys make do
Gay🍆irl
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
Clear Skin & A lot of money
“oh i get it ! workers of the world should like, unite you know ? we totalllyyy have nothing to lose but our chains !!”
its weird that despite this site having a net worth of two cents and half a shoe it’s still way better than Twitter
Sometimes things that are expensive .... Are worse
When the water come out clear
WHY DOES YOUR TAO WATER NOT COME OUT CLEAR ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAR ITS FOR DRINKING AND SHIT WHERE DO YOU LIVE THAT YOU HAVE UNCLEAN TAP WATER HOLY SHIT
Lol anywhere in the shitty part of any city you can prolly find a tap that runs brownish or leaves stains on the sink, also living out in the boonies you just don’t drink that shit unless you have to, gotta get money to stock up on gallons and those thingies you put in the water to purify it
oh my sweet summer children
Oh my freaking god
This has the same energy as straight women not knowing why lesbians have two shorter nails than the rest
bro when did porn bots start getting urls this good
me, downing shots: for dionysus
Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM
Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump
I’m too emotional about this
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.
for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him
i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs
