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I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours

At my place my bf always grabs the one that has my last name on it (it was a gift beer glass from a brewery someone else got me because it coincidentally shared my name)

And at his place I always have to drink coffee out of the mug that has his first initial on it (“J”). Half in retaliation and half because it is a good size and shape

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Long collection of resources under the cut.

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

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YOU CAN READ A WEBCOMIC! Here's one. I explore trading cards! I like browsing through PKMNCards for high quality art and learning about old sets. Scryfall fulfills the same purpose for MTG. I love browsing the art in my free time!

Music Map is a great way to find new music to listen to. It's not always great, but gives me a lot to make my own choice on what to listen to next. Heck, Bandcamp always gives me new releases to preview new songs, admire new artwork, and learn about new artists.

At 5PM I can check the new Fortnite item shop! It's like my daily zodiac cause I usually have a vague idea of what's coming next.

So much cool stuff to do!

Furvilla is a pet site I visit on a daily basis. You can upload art to make your pets/villagers look like OCs and give them different occupations (doctor, cook, explorer, warrior, etc). The forums are a good way to do commissions, if you're looking to earn money.

The userbase is dying. FV needs more members, so sign up! It's free

Off the top of my head, here are a few fun sites!

Pretty well known, but there’s always Flightrising, a virtual pet sim with dragons that you can design, dress up, breed, and more! Has a very active userbase and a lot of different mechanics and playstyles you can focus on. You don’t need an account to look at a lot of flightrising stuff, so it’s easy to check out what it’s about!

Another popular site, there’s SCPwiki where you can read a lot of cool horror/sci fi stories about supernatural items and entities being contained (or not contained) by a questionable organization. The site is a huge collaborative and creative effort by tons of different people, and it’s easy to spend a ton of time reading entries.

And for more niche sites:

Mushroomexpert is literally one retired English teacher who was created probably the most in depth and comprehensive guide to mushrooms that grow in America out there. He’s spent decades finding and characterizing different mushroom species and writing extensive and often numerous notes on each, and pretty much every mycological site out there cites him because he’s done so much. He also has a ton of dichotomous keys and various guides if you ever want to identify a mushroom.

Nautilus Live livestreams ocean exploration by the Nautilus research vessel, including remote control vehicle deep sea exploration. Since it’s a livestream it isn’t always online or doing much (for example at night or when the ship is in port) but when it is it’s really fun to just put on in another window and listen, you get to hear scientists talk live about things they find in the deep ocean, and sometimes they slurp up things with a big tube. Though when it’s offline you can always look at stream highlights too.

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show this to ur friends w no context

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard

This is what scrolling through Tumblr feels like

Source: goddesu

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

avg day on late Web 2.0

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yo

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tweet from Karl Groves that reads: "Stolen from Reddit: 3D printer add ons for wheelchair handles to prevent randos from "helping.""

Below it is a picture of wheelchair handles with yellow 3d printed spike rings, 3 on each handle.

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This is so fucking metal

I just want you all to know that when I reblog stuff with comments that say like "How could you do this to me" or "this hurts my eyes" or "I wish I was Jared 19" that those comments don't reflect my feelins, because I'm not a coward. Nothing you demons say can effect me because I don't fit into your divine paradigm

Honestly my best advice for any trans woman coming here from Twitter is to obviously install shinigami eyes so that you can tell who's a crypto terf or whatever. But also to genuinely just search terf and radfem keywords and just go down the list and block like 300 people.

And then to take that a step further (because no amount of blocking is enough unfortunately) when they start interacting with your content, don't just block that person, take the time to go through their blog and block who they reblog from. Then if you notice one name popping up in the notes more than usual, go to that person's blog and do the same thing.

Deny then access. Don't prune the weeds, scorch the earth.

Boosting this for all the new reddit girlies

Also? We watch out for each other here. My moots (and even a few of my random followers) will let me know if I’ve missed a name because Shinigami Eyes doesn’t work on mobile. It is ALWAYS okay to tell someone you follow “heyo this post turned up red.” 99.9% of the time you’re going to get some variation on a curse word followed by them deleting the post and thanking you, and the remaining .01% of the time you’ve found a new name for your block list.

This this this this this. Some folks like me tumbl almost exclusively mobile and don’t have shingami eyes via the app.

^^^^ i use mobile please please tell me if i accidentally reblog some terf shit !!!!!

Just promo'ing my blog here. While the extension no longer works, pick one terf off any of my lists and mass block.

Anonymous asked:

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

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This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

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every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

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I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

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Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat