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✨LvL: 21✨ 🩷🍑6/23/23🍑🩷 🚬WWI&WWII Buff🚬 *Skyrim/Fallout/RDO* 🌠Space Lover🌠 •Dark Story writer• |Commissions open but will be slow| 🩸I simp for villainous men🩸

"A Shimmer In Darkness" AU by -me- jackhornersimp, art by @staticart , Inspiration thanks to @mustymausoleum 🫓🩷💜😈

Dark, cold, foggy, that's what you could say about the road this poor soul was walking on, had to because of that stupid old car he had to get, knew the engine was gonna bust soon but he thought he would've made it home in time. He lived out in the mountains, no neighbors for miles upon miles, but obviously he had friends over a lot and they're way to chill to get rid of. So he took his rusty old car to get him and his friends some munchies, he was the sober one so they asked him to take them to the store that was near this old pie factory that could never be accessed, and the world they were living in was filled with beings that are descendants of fairytales and or nursery rhymes, but also....darkness that is too horrific to describe...a few days later Jack Horner, yes, THAT Jack Horner, in this modern day after being resurrected by the star after given a second chance, was taking his early morning jog when he stumbled upon an odd scene, he looked around and followed a trail further down the road, then he saw a journal on a rock, he was curious as after he picked it up he saw blood, he opened the journal and began to read it...

To whomever finds this journal, run while you still can! I am writing this because I believe no one would believe me if I survive this, but if you have found this journal, please take it as proof of what is truly living in these cursed woods, because my friends are dead and I will be soon so please, read my story that I am about to write....
As I said before I was walking on this creepy, eerie road, my friends were behind me laughing and thinking we're safe, but me being a paranoid person and a cryptid nerd, I felt like we were being watched. We walked deeper and deeper into the mountains, it was dark, my stomach started to give me a strange feeling as soon as the moonlight hit us when we entered a clearing. My damn friends, they started to frolick in the damn clearing, "Guys stop..." I said
"Come on man, lighten up!" said my friend Luis
"I'm serious..." I sternly said
They just laughed and continued to play around, I just couldn't shake the feeling that we're being watched. Then I saw it, a large lanky figure, it's skull slowly emerged from the thick darkness into the moonlight, my heart was pumping, it slowly emerged fully out from the thick shadows, I turned to it, my heart stopped. My friends were still laughing and then Luis turns to see me frozen in fear, he laughed....
"Yo, Johan, what's the matter?" Luis asked
I didn't answer
"Johan come on man...."
I lifted my hand to point at the creature slowly coming to us and he followed my finger to it, I never saw him so white with fear, the rest of them were the same....
"Wha-What is that thing?!" Luis asked
I stuttered with hesitation and fear, to speak the name of this monster...
I whispered....
"Wendigo....."
They all freaked out, the creature was closer now, then it stopped, we stopped too, like frozen statues on a battlefield to see who would shoot first, then it lunged at us, killing Luis first, I ran and ran and ran and ran, till I came here, where you found this journal, I hear it eating my friends, their screams, their cries, I'm shaking and crying as we speak, wait...I heard it stop...no...please no...

I do hope you guys enjoyed this!!! As you can see I'm a little rusty on this as it has been awhile since I've written, but please give thanks to the ones I have tagged!

Hello everyone! Yes I changed back to jackhornersimp bc I just couldn't hold onto the changed one as it just felt weird, so I'm staying as jackhornersimp! But the reason I'm posting this to show you guys some art I've been drawing in between breaks of a commission for @staticart , this is of an OC I have revised and redone, it's a new version of Himmelsk, I have now basically made him a self-insert type of OC like my very first one named Tsun Björnson (Monster Hunter OC), but here's Himmelsk! ↓
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ― VAMPIRE-THEMED SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns, phrasing, & tense as needed

❝ how old are you? ❞ ❝ can you turn into a bat? ❞ ❝ turn me? ❞ ❝ i've been alive ### years and you're the most annoying human i've met. ❞ ❝ you mean... you aren't human? ❞ ❝ i haven't been human in a long time. ❞ ❝ you wanna join me for dinner? as the entrée, of course. ❞ ❝ cold blood is gross. ❞ ❝ i don't sleep in a coffin. ❝ the garlic thing is a myth. ❞ ❝ if you're gonna stake me, make sure it counts. ❞ ❝ fire doesn't scare every vampire, that's just a me thing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are... strange. ❞ ❝ are those fangs!? ❞ ❝ i have floss in my fangs... help? ❞ ❝ i want you by my side for eternity. ❞ ❝ join me in eternity. ❞ ❝ i like italian food, personally. ❞ ❝ do you sleep in a coffin? ❞ ❝ coffins are more comfortable than you think. ❞ ❝ i'm fine, i just need blood. ❞ ❝ nice crucifix, but i have to go all of a sudden. ❞ ❝ here's the thing... i can't cross this river. ❞ ❝ where's your reflection? ❞ ❝ please, come in. ❞ ❝ you're not welcome, go away. ❞ ❝ i don't need an invitation. that's just a myth. ❞ ❝ please let me in. ❞ ❝ the sun hurts my eyes. ❞ ❝ i have a... vitamin d deficiency. ❞ ❝ rosary would be pretty if it didn't burn my skin. ❞ ❝ dracula... i think i knew him. ❞ ❝ i'm making italian for dinner. ❞ ❝ do you think a lip piercing would affect my fangs? ❞ ❝ close those curtains! ❞ ❝ i'm a monster. ❞ ❝ make me a monster too. ❞ ❝ can my dead heart beat again? ❞ ❝ no blood, no foul. ❞ ❝ i don't want to hurt you. ❞ ❝ i want to bite you. ❞ ❝ ow, your fang got me! ❞ ❝ i'm a predator, you're my prey. ❞ ❝ you've got the sweetest blood i've ever smelled. ❞ ❝ i'm nothing like the human i once was. ❞

Anonymous asked:

hi, i love the way you draw jack <3 u make him look so handsome! i get so excited when i see you posted something new i actually YELL. could i request jack at the beach, please? like.. some cute doodles of him by the shore? love you!! xx

Heyyaa~ Thank you.

This has actually been a long time coming. For some reason I received a lot of beach Jack requests along the way. So here! A few extra to clench all ya'lls thirsts. I don't think he likes the beach too much.

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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

You go girl!!!

They can kiss my Italian/Irish Pansexual ass if I fly the flag there!
Anonymous asked:

Are you still doing free commissions?

Yes but there is a queue (waiting list) so it will be very slow as I have been going through the roughest time of my life, not going into details but I will get to the ones I had before first, especially @staticart 's as they have done an art trade with me, again it will be slow but I'll get to it! I will not draw just a random person (irl photo) NSFW unless it's a close description of your OC and/or you give me a description of said OC, so I hope you message me and tell me whatcha need darlin'!