Yeah it's not at all "too late"

— D.D. Barant

God this took 24 hours and a half and I got NO asleep at all so I am not doing well lol but it was all worth it just to finish this. I had to stay up cause this was due literally on the 21st and I had to speed run that shit and it’s for an unus annus project 🤫

But anyways please please PLEASE reblog it helps me so much ❤️❤️❤️

@markiplier @crankgameplays my friends told me to tag them so I’m doing this against my own will😔

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

pour one out for yahoo answers

We pick four leafed clovers because their rarity created a superstition about them being lucky. But by picking them we are selectively breeding only the the more common ones. We pick them because they are rare, and they are rare because we pick them.

When we begin eating the rich, Bernie says start with Elon Musk

Now look how Bernie came for his whole hairline like that

Lol also, if the person who wanted to chug my beer literally needed it for their health and well being, I’d gladly give them my beer?

Reptiles and Power Outages

1.  Do not feed your reptile.  If your area is expected to lose power, you’ve got some advance notice.  Reptiles NEED heat to digest their food; without that heat, that food is just going to rot.

2. Continue to offer water.

3. Know your reptile’s requirements.  What’s life-threatening for one critter might only be a mild nuisance to another. 

4.  If you still have hot water, you can fill up some jugs with hot water and put these in your reptile tanks.  Cover your reptile tanks with tin foil to conserve heat.

5. You can make small space heaters with a tea light, a pot, and something to elevate the pot by a few centimeters.  Light the tea light and put the pot over it, making sure there’s a gap at the bottom so oxygen can still reach the candle.  This produces more heat than you’d expect.

6. You can pack up your reptiles in reptile shipping boxes.  These are insulated cardboard boxes.  You can also use styrofoam containers.  Line the bottom of the box with crumpled newspaper.  You take your reptile, put them in a small container—-like a deli cup with holes poked into it or a critter keeper or something similar—-and put them on top of the newspaper, and kinda nestle some extra paper around it loosely.  Insert a handwarmer between the box and paper layer, so it’s NEAR the deli cup but not in direct contact with it.  Finally, cover them with more loosely crumpled paper to help conserve the heat.

It’s VERY important that your reptile does NOT come into direct contact with the handwarmer.  These get VERY hot.  They also consume oxygen, so airflow is essential. 

You can also use reptile shipping packs.  These tend to last longer (40 hour packs are the most common, but they can last as long as 72 hours).

7.  Wood stoves are super helpful!  Bring all your reptiles into one room and close the door.  The goal is to keep one room cozy at this point.

You probably won’t be able to maintain the ideal temperatures for your animals, but don’t worry too much about that.  These animals are hardier than that.  Keep warm and keep safe!

If your r.ats and m.ice thaw out in the freezer, throw them out.  They’re no longer safe for your reptile.

IMPORTANT!

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

Did a survey on dndbeyond and I laughed out loud when I got to this one. Wizards of the Coast is pretty strict about where their IP ends up, and have taken down more than one very useful site over the years that hosts dnd content. I don’t know if anyone else is gonna take this survey, but this is good to know for the future: protect non licensed sites from take downs by not being a snitch, purposefully or accidentally.

autistic self diagnosis is valid

Okay, this post actually helped me a lot a while back. Idk if I’m ADHD or autistic, but either way, super helpful

This post is really helpful!

Anyone know of any of those self diagnosis resources they talked about-?

here you go (the coding of the original post got weird, I’m the op of the long chat post section, not actingnt):

Hey, I’m Juniper, and I lost my job last month due to the pandemic and the after-effects of being raped last year (PTSD x 100). I just graduated from grad school into literally the worst job market, in a foreign country.

I’ve survived the last 3 months but now I’m at the bare minimum. My mental health coordinator has tried to arrange food bank vouchers, but I’m ineligible due to my immigration status.

I literally have £10 for groceries in December and I don’t even have staples yet (literally have some flour, sugar, bit of pasta and butter). I can do writing, editing, academic work, photo sets, design commissions, anything.

I’m still £400 short for January rent and don’t have February at all, my loans are in forbearance, I cut my phone plan, and I’ve been eating a PB&J everyday because it’s under £2 for jam, peanut butter and white bread.

I’ve applied to about 30 jobs per day, both in my field and anything I can find (Christmas, etc). Because my visa expires in January, obviously it’s hard to get anyone to hire me. I’m just hoping that something else is coming because I’m running out of items to sell.

Honestly, I’ll do anything at this point. If I can do anything, or if you want to donate, my PayPal is below.

https://www.paypal.me/shannonmuk

....well that disney princess moment turned dark very quickly....

From: THE TERROR OF THE TREES | The Forest

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

I have to hear this song nonstop while I’m working and this makes it so much better

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What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either us, or someone who sources the sage from us. White sage may not be considered endangered by the US government but corperate sourcing is making it difficult for us to source sage for our own religious purposes. Let alone to sell it.

What white people hear: never use sage ever, don’t ever buy it, don’t own it, don’t even look at it.

Look, y’all. There’s a couple of facets to my talk today.

1) Yes! You can buy sage! You really, truly can! Buy it from either native sellers (go to a powwow! Eat our food, buy our stuff, watch some dancing!) Or buy it from a seller who sources the sage from native people. Pick one. And no, buying it from 5 Below doesn’t count.

2) you CANNOT smudge. This isn’t just you “shouldn’t”— this is a YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SMUDGING. Waving a sage stick around your doorways IS NOT SMUDGING. It is smoke clensing. Smudging, depending on the tradition and tribe, could easily have dancing and drums involved. You, as a white person, do not have the cultural BACKGROUND to even know how it works. At all. Period.

3) please, for FUCKS SAKE, stop making posts here on tumblr where you tell other white people about cultural appropriation and what they can and cannot do. Please stop, your license has been revoked because none of you bother to get the facts right. We native people are FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT OURSELVES. Consider instead: a) reblogging our posts where we talk about it! We’re here! We have made posts!! b) Making a post that states what we said and then LINKS BACK TO US. Screenshot with a link if you must. Stop centering your own voices in these conversations. You are already centered in everything, stop centering yourselves in a native space.

I’m tired of this nonsense, y’all.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk ™

——

Help Support a Native artist?

Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jnwampler

Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/khanji

Yemen is facing the worlds largest hunger crisis and the world is too quiet.

And it’s the children that pay the highest price. An estimated 85,000 children have lost their lives to extreme starvation alone. Every 10 minutes, a child under 5 dies of preventable causes in Yemen. When choosing what charities or goals you want to support during the last few days of Ramadan, I urge you to keep the children of Yemen in mind. And if you’re not celebrating Ramadan, or are not religious.. you’re still human.

These are a few of charities that I know of that you can donate to:

Remember, it’s the smallest donations that build up or even just rebloging/sharing would help. May Allah smile upon us all, and relieve the children of this world of their heartache.

The entire population of Yemen is expected to die by the end of this year.

If Yemen was 100 people:

80 need aid to survive

60 have nothing to eat

58 have no access to clean water

52 have no access to health care, however since Covid-19 their healthcare system has effectively collapsed

But Yemen is not 100 people

It’s 30.5 million humans

Guys this is a whole country that’s about to be EXTICT. Let’s not fail them

Prioritize this site https://www.muslimglobalrelief.org/yemen-appeal (100% donation policy)

As the UK has a long history of supporting Saudi Arabia