every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

I love huskys for the next reasons

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

when ur pet presses their paw on ur boob

does anyone

no

damn thanks anyway

Baby in my van.

this is my favorite picture on the internet

:’) <3

got called a lesbian in walmart earlier lads

tell us what happened lad

i got called a lesbian in walmart

ye but why 

i was being a lesbian

in walmart?

yeah it was in walmart

Jordan Klepper heads to a Trump rally to see how the president-elect’s supporters are feeling about his campaign promises.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa