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@jack-core

They/Them I'm your local Danger Days fan. An adult so if you aren't comfortable with someone over the age of 18 following you lmk My main is @filler-night and my OC and aesthetic killjoy blog is @mastasofpunk
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newsagogos

[ID: a collage of a panel of Cherri cola and a tweet by him. It has top and bottom text in impact font reading, "what zero pussy does to a MF." The tweet reads, "been eating sound-waves and living off frequencies for weeks now… look like a million bucks, who wants to date me?" End ID]

Tagged by @anotherknifeinmyhands (hi kiddo!!) To shuffle my playlist 10 times and post it!

1. Naive - Petrol Girls

2. Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore - Paramore

3. I Love It - Hilltop Hoods

4. Room 309 - Creeper

5. Song 2 - Blur

6. My Lovely Man - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

7. The Secret Society - Creeper

8. MISA MISA! - CORPSE

9. Miracle - Paramore

10. Neverenders - Frank Iero (or Frnkiero and the Cellebration if you're not Spotify)

It's in human nature that, if you have a fruit tree or vegetable garden, that as long as there's enough food for you, whatever the insects and birds take is their share, and that if there's any left over after that, you put it in a cardboard box that says "please take some!" to share with neighbours and strangers. We feed each other even when we don't know each other. We care for each other in small ways and it makes me feel some kinda way

Bli has a secret division dedicated to trying to control the magic of the zones, especially deities like the Witch and trying to find a way to stop DESTROYA. They've actually had some success, using science and magic to make soul powered electronics, and were able to delay DESTROYAs return

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oooooh i love the soul power! you think they drained destroya???

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jack-core

Yeah, why would they waste that much power? My theory is that DESTROYA has a pretty much unlimited battery, I'm not sure how they figured it out or how it works, but they managed to pretty much blend a bunch of souls together and solidify it inside the robot shell.

The main goal was to scrub away all the personality of the souls, as a single willful soul can cause a lot of problems, let alone a small army of dead killjoys and rebels, and they only partly succeeded. Souls that are completely wiped will fade away without a cause or pure will keeping them alive, so they took away as much as they could without destroying it. But the blending of them just made them form into a larger, single soul, with the strongest parts of the people in it combining, making DESTROYA sentient, basically creating and entirely new conscious.

I love you and I could grow to love you like a tree growing vines and holding tight to the other in the closeness and connection of growth together in the warmth of the sun in the cleansing of the rain in the entanglement of our fingers as we bloom in a million colours

I love you in the strength of your trunk in the way you hold yourself in the impossible fight against gravity which everyday you win and stand up right in the moss on rough skin in the life you give I love you in the deep inhale that soothes my lungs with the scent of damp earth and sunlight and you

I love you I could grow to love you and I love you more for it

@captainperoxide and I were having a Metal Gear Solid conversation (this happens daily, don't worry) and I showed her the Traffic Report meme (keep your boots toots kids) and she was like "it went all Costa Rica? All I know about Costa Rica is Metal Gear Peace Walker". And then we were like wait. War. Nukes. Giants robots. Unhinged el Gee bee teas ™️.

Danger Days is the timeline split where the nukes were fired and couldn't be stopped. The Helium Wars never happened, or at least weren't actually about helium. That's why things go "all Costa Rica." DESTROYA is another metal gear.

Biggest crossover event of the century.

this is my birth chart someone diagnose me

go to a psychward 💅🏻

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dekatria

I’m afraid this is terminal

isnt pisces moon a little redeeming?

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jack-core

Nah man just means you’re emotionally unstable. Good luck.

tall people dont get a say on horoscopes xoxo

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jack-core
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jack-core

I would like to say this was funnier before you changed Val Velocity Kin’s to Tall People

it was tbh but i realised that you didnt kin val and it was infact me who likes val more than you

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jack-core

It's true. Val's mum suck me good and hard thru my jorts

this is my birth chart someone diagnose me

go to a psychward 💅🏻

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dekatria

I’m afraid this is terminal

isnt pisces moon a little redeeming?

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jack-core

Nah man just means you’re emotionally unstable. Good luck.

tall people dont get a say on horoscopes xoxo

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jack-core
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jack-core

I would like to say this was funnier before you changed Val Velocity Kin's to Tall People

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