The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge.
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
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the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again
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family bloggers should be put on the cross
i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth
what the fuck is actually going on
Happy 15th anniversary, Journey's End! (5th of July 2008)
Obsessed with the x files episodes where like someone will go missing and they’ll go to the victim’s last known location and see like a normal ant crawling around and mulder will go “I think the victim was kidnapped by two hundred ants disguised as a human being who took the victim because they need to digest organic matter in order to have the strength to build a giant anthill” and scully will go “that’s insane” but mulder will literally be right beat for beat
Wait, how — how are you gonna get alcohol? Uhhh, I’ll just play hello titty with the bartender.
Megan Fox as Jennifer Check • Jennifer’s Body (2009)
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“I am not insecure, Needy. God... that’s a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.” | “Yeah... two years ago when you were socially relevant.” | “I am still socially relevant. And when you didn’t need laxatives to stay skinny.” | “I am going to eat your soul... and SHIT IT OUT, Lesnicky!” | “I thought you only murdered boys.” | “I go both ways.”
Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
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Horrorween Day 26 / 31: Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama: “You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.” | “I am a God.” | “PMS isn’t real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we’re crazy.” | “I mean, they did go all "Benihana” on my ass with that knife, and it should’ve killed me, but for some reason… it didn’t.“
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