Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
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pizzaforpresident
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
donttwalkaway
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
buttrimming
mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!
nintendogamegirl
Source: porterr-robinson
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A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room
About three things you must be sure before you read this story:
- I am a grower, not a show-er. There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.
- I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room. It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it. I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.
- My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:
*** SO.
I’m in the locker room. I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other. I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit. I open my locker. I grab my underwear. I drop my towel.
One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”
…
My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:
I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ. You tryna fuck?”
I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life. He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.
I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.
Moral of the story is,
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Not my first custom but my first doll series, I decided to make each doll in The Gaang, from avatar the last air bender. Naturally I started my favourite character Toph Beifong. I made her from an ever after high Maddie Hatter doll
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Leafeon Subspecies / Variations
Depending on the location of the Moss Rocks required to trigger evolution in an Eevee, a Leafeon can develop into many diverse forms.
Thistle Leafeon: A larger variation of the Standard Leafeon. While no Leafeon could be considered aggressive, this subspecies is most likely to stand it’s ground when threatened. Attacking it without careful consideration will lead to prickly consequences for those involved. It’s most commonly found in dry flat-lands, and tend to arise in areas where agriculture is beginning to encroach on nature.
Fern Leafeon: Very similar in size to Standard Leafeons. This sub-species is found most commonly in tropical to sub-tropical environments. They are particularly gentle and playful by nature, and their pelts and leafy features are soft and pleasant to touch.
Cherry Blossom Leafeon: (Also known as Sakura Leafeons.) A beautiful subspecies which is commonly used by trainers in contests. They are very sensitive to the seasons and changes in weather. Though they have a pink hue to their pelts year round, their coats are most vibrant during Spring. After this season passes, these Leafeons will shed their coats and grow a new one. They are usually found in undisturbed, highland forests.
Japanese Maple Leafeon: Another subspecies which is sensitive to seasonal change. Though they retain a reddish hue to their pelts year-round, their coats become most vibrant in colour during autumn months. After this season passes, these Leafeon will shed their coats and grow a new one. They are usually found in undisturbed, lowland forests.
Water Lily Leafeon: An aquatic variation of Leafeon. They arise when the Moss Rock used for evolution is partly submerged in water. They require regular contact with water, and enjoy swimming in ponds and shallow pools immensely. Their paddle like tails allow them to move with some speed in water.
Marimo Leafeon: A very rare variation. Marimo Leafeons only occur when a Moss Rock used for evolution is completely submerged in water. They are smaller than Standard Leafeons. While not exactly difficult to care for, travelling with one can be difficult, as removing them from water for long periods can impact on their health. They are good swimmers, and excellent divers, with a fondness for collecting items at the bottoms of ponds.
I’ve seen a bunch of people doing these and I wanted to give it a swing! I was motivated to try this out by this post in particular.
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My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.
Nail polish is for everyone.
Update!!
The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.
A representation of my thought process at all times
this is literally how teenagers talk irl
This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat
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Source: lgbtyoutubersftw
Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.
Its their wedding photo
RIP to Mario’s Marussy.
tokillapromqueen
MARUSSY?!
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*survives another year*
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i made a meme
Is anyone else having problems with messaging people? Any tips in How to fix it?
I fucking love this blog because it deadass posts shit like this unironically.
This scene changed my life
Source: mrchandlerbings
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
radpeacharbiter
exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??
Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.
You are the dancing queen.
Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.
Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.
wizardbf
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Whose fault is that, buddy?
bohemianegyptain
learn how to make ya self cum on the dick simple
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.
bohemianegyptain
lmao ok
bohemianegyptain
and if you really knew ur body you wouldn’t have problems cummin Is it really that fuckin hard to ride a dick and make yourself cum foreal ?
samurai-flocka
She’s probably lazy af in the bed 😂😂
^^^ These are the type of men y'all shouldn’t be giving your pussy too
News flash: when a person with a vagina masturbates, theyre touching the parts that set them off. If your dick game cant get them off it means YOUR GAME IS WEAK BECAUSE YOU LACK KNOWLEDGE HOW TO GET THEM OFF. WHAT A CONCEPT.
Your Mcm doesn’t know how to stimulate your vagina during sex and thinks it’s your fault.
buttcheekpalmkang
First dude roasted the hell out of himself.
tamagxtchii
Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyment I got questions.
1. Do men really think that the pussy operates in the same way as dick does? Ultimately thinking that it cums from the same in-and-out motion that they can?
2. Do men really not know that many women don’t cum from penetration and need clitoral stimulation? You know the same clit y’all dudes can’t seem to find
3. So, I’m supposed to cater my attention to every bit of a dick with my mouth, choking and all, to make him cum, but he can’t afford to give that same attentiveness to make me cum as well?
Ummmmmmmmmm some shit ain’t adding up
Is it weird that I can cum from just penetration? I can’t be the only person 😅🤔
Different strokes for different folks.
This whole post has me weak 🤣🤣🤣…. personally everyone has a different stroke but if the man don’t know what to do it’s over really 😂😂😂😂😂
itscrystalglassteeth
A lot men learn about sex from porn where women are screaming their heads off as soon as the man enters them. Porn, even girl on girl scenes, usually doesn’t focus on what’s pleasurable to women because they are not the target demographic.