what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
oh for the love of life! Give me immortality, or atleast live a few lifetimes more.💀
A Baddie
that eye…. she knows
What’s her Instagram???
the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk
I see tumblr as The Realm
Could you elaborate Puki?
That’s as clear as I can possibly be
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
what the fuck
I just….?
TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR
forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks
[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]
[ID: a pair of
outstretched hands, offering a
chess piece. End ID]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
From what
nobody would be able to stop me
this one is more self indulgent.
and yes, they’re starting with the hobbit. (eddie plans to get him to read silmarillion after they finish the original series, it’ll be easier to explain that way)
and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all
and tonight I’ll ache
with undefined longing for
no reason at all
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Encounter: about one of every five player characters, I’m pretty sure
i love aromantic relationships. shout out to aromantic relationships
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
Brennan's behavior with the queens vs all his other d20 tables is really Gordon Ramsay working with kids vs adults
beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
